freakish freak

2007-01-02T03:55:00.000-08:00

heyhey!

I finally am posting!
Soz to everyone cause i've just been so incredibly lazy :)

So anyways, update since like (wha?) november.

CRAZY CRAZY THAI THAI,
CRAZY CRAZY VEN VAL WES,
CRAZY CRAZY TRAVIS WALL FEVA!!!!

Thailand was a blast !!!!
Everything was s friggin' cheap,
I almost wallowed in how much 400 baht can get you.

HOHOHOHO!

Lets not forget bout the colourful taxis shall we?

oh great, no i'm lazy all over again.

SORRY YA'll not today.

2006-11-21T23:34:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

BEVERLEY'S HOTTIE OF THE WEEK IS ....

*drumroll please*

TRAVIS WALL !!!!

yes, i know what you're thinking.

He's looking really G-EEEEEKKKYYY and stuff, right?

DON't FRET.

I shall now justify why he qualifies to be on this blog of fame !!!

Reason...

1. Who doesn't love a talented guy who can do flips.

2.He's in touch with his emotions (not to the point of annoying)

3.He manages to look good even in spandex (now thats a tough one!)

4.His boyish looks don't harm either

SO, justified right?

There you have it, my first ever HOTW !

2006-11-21T20:17:00.000-08:00

Heyhey.

Thats it,

I think i am gonna be an aunt soon!

in a matter of a few hours.

APPARENTLY, jing's contractions (whatever that is) began last night!!!!

MAJOR COOLIO RIGHT !

I don't think i'll make a good aunt.

I probably will play with the kid's toys instead of letting her play!

I just get such a kick out of small stuff.

Here's my list of the perfect gifts for my new NIECE ( about to come out ) RAELYN!!! :

1. Those cute cute cute cute mini skirts from baby shops.

2. Those CUTEY MUTY tiny weeennnyyy crocs ! (please, not on adults. They look so OVER)

3.A weeeeebok bottle from WEEEBOKKK (haha, i just love saying it)

4. The STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE MERCHANDISEEEEEE !!!!!

ABSOLUTELY!!!

OH, and if she understands :

5. the winx CD collection!

I AM OFFICIALLY DEAD.

My muscles have suddenly cramped up after gym!

leaving me with :

1. Neck Cramp
2. Leg cramp
3. shoulder cramp
4. Arm cramp
AND GET THIS !!!

5. Finger cramp!

HAHAHAA HOHOHOH.

i am now miss crampy with a captial C !

I almost cried yesterday cause of the pain searing through my leg.
I think with more practice, i will be able to withstand the pain of child birth

PRE TRAINING !

HOHOHOHO,
in fact winx just finished .

OH MAN.

sorry , but its reallllyyyy nice!

As nice as pink dolphin.

BYEBYE!

Aunt Beverley masako see li min lover of strawberry shortcake!

2006-11-15T04:28:00.000-08:00

heyhey

shockerrrrrrrrrrr OF A NEWS.

the shitola has just hit the fan.

mrs yeo says that i am going to sports class

which is like a "WHAAAA" for me.

SHOULD I GO?

OR NOT?

2006-11-14T23:19:00.000-08:00

Heyhey

I am here to blog,
In case you havent noticed.

YAY.

Okay basically nothing much happened on this NORMAL ( note the capitals) WEDNESDAY

you know, the kind that comes between tuesday and thursday.

I woke up to the sound of my phone beeping .

Thanks to jesslyn because she wanted to jog!

Its a lovely wednesday,
Save it for another day ok.

I'll say, i am just so lazy.

Anyways, luckily it didnt ring,
IF NOT.

I would have awoken to sounds of :

"THIS IS BEVERLEYS RIIINNNNNGGGGG TOOOONNNNEEEEEE"

yep, that would have given me jolt up in bed.

As usual i took a daily dose of books.

I tell you , DO NOT EVER BORROW THIS BOOK ENTITLED:

<>

Sounds nice right?

but its incredibly shallow i tell you.

Don't even bother!

The book is in like what, text 24

and to make it worse its comic sans

i was so totally ready to like FORGIVE its lack of taste in font size and choice.

but the book was just so , URGH.

Just two words. :"DONT BORROW IT"

okay sorry, thats 3.

Anyway, when Ashley got home the neighbour started drumming away.

YES, in case you were wondering, he scared all the birds away.

So me and ashley decided to give him a " SPEEDY TASTE IN MUSIC COURSE"

I took my zen micro and blasted decent days and nights for him to hear.

Guess he didnt get the message though,

He's still scaring the birds away!

2006-11-03T23:04:00.000-08:00

heyhey

Class chalet tomorrow!

can you say EXCITED?

HOHOHO.

i havent' packed yet though.

Surprisingly enough, i have a checklist which says:

Checklist!
Towel
Contacts
4 sets of undies
4 shirts
4 bottoms
Gym shorts
1 P.E shirt
Slippers
Toothbrush
Hair tie
Comb
Sleeping Bag
Phone
Toiletries
-shampoo
-body soap
-face wash

there are actually little boxes so i can tick, but apparently they can't be copied.
:)

The downside of it all is that

I can only reach the chalet at 5!

SO FREAKING IDIOTIC right?!

Cause my ballet teacher decided to put my ballet coaching on sunday !
POOPY PANTS.

Anyways, i will be missing out on the fine pleasures of F-U-N,

and will be slogging my guts out at ballet where my teacher is currently PMSing

And does it help that i have probably forgotten my syllabus work?

NO !

Ok, i shall not BORE you with the very details of ballet.

CHALET LET LET LET !!!!

Coming tomorrow at 5 !

(This is MY HAIKU)

and in honour of sarah

HAIKUS ARE VERY FUN

REFRIGERATOR !

Step Up !

2006-11-03T02:48:00.000-08:00

Step up is my official FAB FAB MOVIE GAB !!!!!

Go watch it !

2006-11-03T00:39:00.000-08:00

heyhey!

I KNOW I HAVE DISAPPEARED FROM VIRTUAL WORLD !
but i am BACK.

ok.

can someone please come ONLINE?

Now i seriously know how jesslyn feels which is just like
1)bored
2)bored
3)bored.

I have tried all remedies to keep me from my boredness,
which have included...

READING

SMSING (with no reply:( )

GOING ONLINE ( with no one online)

EATING LOTS (now you know how i grow fat)

EVEN COMPARING MY HEIGHT TO YAO MING WITH SEAN.

Thats, how bored i am.

If someone even calls me (unlikely considering my luck today),

i am gonna scream out loud.

SANITY !

2006-10-28T07:02:00.000-07:00

heyhey BACK BACK BACK

okok, i know i DISAPPEARED from online society for a long time, namely because:
1. i've been sleeping lots
2.I've been going out lots
3.I've been at assy's house and have been banned from her com

Oh yes : REPORT ON MY LIFE
1. SLEEPOVER !!!
2.DEATH NOTE (with a l lookalike RAE!)

okay dokay. i went for a SLEEPOVER!! at assy's house on .... TUES ! funny dunny. I arrived the latest once again. ITS NOT MY FAULT. we went up to assy's room, and ABIGAIL tried to hide in eug's room (ahem ahem - to embarrass me for being the latest) And we wanted to eat luncheon meat, but we were too embarrassed to go down and SNATCH it from the dinner table. so being the MEEK girls that we are, we just went down for drinks. ( i got to play with the cool cool water dispenser again !) We watched mean girls and just my luck upstairs on the com. It was very very cosy on the beanbag, but i kept FALLING OFF. Oh, assy bought jellybeans, and i kept getting the horrendous ones : LIKE - COCONUT -LIQUORICE can you say eew. EEW. ( not funny) Anyways, we had pillow fights (notice the S) and we all gave birth to babies in heart attack. INTRODUCING: assy's baby : the ugly twins Beverley's baby: beverley masako junior Abigail's baby: Fry teng Gloria's baby: Quacky duck. Don't ask me why the names are so weird, i didnt name them!!! The floor was so hard and i got a big blue black on my back the next day. ALL ASSSYYYYYYY'S DOING. She refused to let us have somemore EXTRA COMFORT by lending us her blanket. POO. ahahhaha :D:D:D We made popcorn the next day! but i think we poured in too much salt so it turned out BLAHISH. I liked it though. so coolio, came RIGHT OUT OF THE COB.

DEATHNOTE! I sat next to annabel and danica, for fear that it might have been scary, THANK GOD IT WAS NOT :) Anyways, we took up like THE WHOLE ROW, so it was damn nice to like do whatever you want without fearing that someone at the end of the row might come and tell you to shut up. HEE HEE HO HO. There was this loser boy in front of us though. and by loser i mean CAPITAL LOSER. He watched the movie BY HIMSELF. ( how can that go beyond the highest of highest loser ranks?) CHUCKLE CHUCKLE. Oh, and they saw chester, CORRECTION, MORE IMPORTANTLY Jeanette saw chester! hahahahaha. MATCHMAKE IN HEAVEN BLAH BLAH BLAH... Anyway, we ended up in the lib after that and guess what!

JESSLYN GOT CHASED OUT FOR MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE!!!

hahaha.

YAY, holidays are here.

MERRY MERRY BEVY season!

2006-10-28T06:38:00.000-07:00

heyhey

BACK BACK BACK

okok, i know i DISAPPEARED from online society for a long time, namely because:

1. i've been sleeping lots
2.I've been going out lots
3.I've been at assy's house and have been banned from her com

Oh yes : REPORT ON MY LIFE

1. SLEEPOVER !!!
2.DEATH NOTE (with a l lookalike RAE!)

okay dokay.

i went for a SLEEPOVER!! at assy's house on .... TUES !

funny dunny.

I arrived the latest once again.
ITS NOT MY FAULT.

we went up to assy's room, and ABIGAIL tried to hide in eug's room
(ahem ahem - to embarrass me for being the latest)

And we wanted to eat luncheon meat, but we were too embarrassed to go down and SNATCH it from the dinner table.

so being the MEEK girls that we are, we just went down for drinks.
( i got to play with the cool cool water dispenser again !)

We watched mean girls and just my luck upstairs on the com.
It was very very cosy on the beanbag, but i kept FALLING OFF.

Oh, assy bought jellybeans,
and i kept getting the horrendous ones :

LIKE - COCONUT
-LIQUORICE

can you say eew.

EEW. ( not funny)

Anyways, we had pillow fights (notice the S)
and we all gave birth to babies in heart attack.

INTRODUCING:

assy's baby : the ugly twins
Beverley's baby: beverley masako junior
Abigail's baby: Fry teng
Gloria's baby: Quacky duck.

Don't ask me why the names are so weird, i didnt name them!!!

The floor was so hard and i got a big blue black on my back the next day.
ALL ASSSYYYYYYY'S DOING.
She refused to let us have somemore EXTRA COMFORT by lending us her blanket.

POO.

ahahhaha :D:D:D

We made popcorn the next day!

but i think we poured in too much salt so it turned out BLAHISH.
I liked it though.
so coolio, came RIGHT OUT OF THE COB.

DEATHNOTE!

I sat next to annabel and danica,
for fear that it might have been scary,
THANK GOD IT WAS NOT :)

Anyways, we took up like THE WHOLE ROW,
so it was damn nice to like do whatever you want without fearing that someone at the end of the row might come and tell you to shut up.

HEE HEE HO HO.

There was this loser boy in front of us though.
and by loser i mean CAPITAL LOSER.
He watched the movie BY HIMSELF.
( how can that go beyond the highest of highest loser ranks?)

CHUCKLE CHUCKLE.

Oh, and they saw chester,
CORRECTION,
MORE IMPORTANTLY
Jeanette saw chester!

hahahahaha.

MATCHMAKE IN HEAVEN BLAH BLAH BLAH...

2006-10-19T07:51:00.000-07:00

heyhey

today was kinda shitty in all sorts

i got:

1.A huge balookoo
2.I have SORES and ACHES all over
3.I've been really grouchy.

The day couldn't start out any different.

Same old routine, get to school, play around ( QUADRAPOP)

But then some stuff got me grouched up real bad.
(i kinda feel bad now :( )

And then i was very snappy to everyone cause

HELL, i'm not in a good mood ok.

and so it pretty much remained the same for the day .

And then it was time ( LO AND BEHOLD) for gym.

and i wanted to meet cheng and flora first before going up.

And they HAPPENED to be playing at the playground
( this is the advantage of a pri school with a sec school)

and they were playing blind mice around some climbing metal rods stuff ( WHATEVS its called)

AND I JOINED IN.

i tell you,
i must be the slowest, most , UN AGILE person in the world.

i kept hitting myself and now i have tons of balookoos.

STUPID.

GYM wasn't much better,

the thought that everyone else was having fun at ellie's house didnt help either.

HONESTLY, it was tiring in all sorts.

and I was probably dead when i got home.

SO TELL ME, WASNT TODAY HORRID TORRID?

Guess what :beverleygetsupsettoo.

:(

2006-10-13T05:07:00.000-07:00

heyhey !

MINI DRAMA LOO LAA TODAY!!!!

tribute to everyone (must read!)

can you say F-U-N?

Even though we didnt win, we still did ok.

And it was a hell of a lot of FUN!!!!!

I'll miss those practices we had.
And the cam hogging sessions we took.

STTD MUSICAL 06'
1. claire SMO
2.Bianca
3.Brittany
4.Stacey
5.Capt pigeonater
6.Annabelu san des ka :)
7.Jesslynandlily
8.Weiping des ka.
9. ME!

WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!

1 loya
1. EVERYONE for making the

MOOOOO!!!
and the
HAAAA!!!!

we make an invicible team, thank you everyone.
:D

WOW, what a touching post eh?

MUST READ!

2006-10-10T03:38:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

back from school.

tiring, fun, crazy school.

Well, we actually did not too bad for the whole WHZ!

yayayayayay!!!!!

UNCLE MOBEEN <3 tay =" 85%

reclining on the specs stand, tripod tay, YOU DECEIVED US.

i always thought you were a chicopei more than.
ahem ahem....

UNSURE OF YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

be faithful to your wife man, i'm telling you.

Please, stop your emo-ness. Gross and gag me out.

Can't stand emo dudes,
BEAVER.

2006-10-09T17:17:00.000-07:00

hello, beverley.
you're at my house now & we're shopping on LJ (sort of.)
hahaha. :) i gotta go.
BY THE WAY. maybe i'll create a claire SMO blog
for _______ to read religiously.
HAHAHA because we're such a cool euqilC.

-claire, splaire

2006-10-09T03:51:00.000-07:00

heyhey

Somethings happened to blogger, don't know but i cant chande the colour of the fonts.

FINKING STINKING.

haha, i uploaded some stuff on friendster.

but gosh, i dont even know why i go on it .

its like:
a) REALLY REALLY SLOW
b) QUITE POINTLESS
c)OF NO USE
d) REDUNDANT

but yet i keep going back ( times five)

maybe its some magnetic leviation pulling me towards its sscary lure of slow modems and hanging computers.

I'm still on it.

:):):):):)

Can you say : stupoidity!

WEN HUA ZHAN TOMORROW

me and christal have to dance that bamboo dance thing.
but its like REALLY WEIRD CAUSE WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO WEAR

finking stinking.

I'm considering:

a) zara dress
b) just jeans dress

The zara dress will have the teachers shaking their heads in no timr,

ITS a tad bit short,
and the skirts TRANSLUCENT.

i ahve to like wear something underneath it.

STUPOIDITY.

Anyway, i pity yi tong the most.

She has to wear this bra sorta thing with
BRA CUPS CUPS CUPS.

Who knows if someone even WASHED it.

EEWWWWWW. ( double that)

Tomorrow's gonna be tuesday day day.

Gonna go to claire sarsikala mildred ong's ( shaa's) house again.

oh what FUN FUN FUN.

In the mean time, i have to figure out how to rip lyrics out of a song,

SHAREWARE, TRYWARE, SPYWARE

oh, what "ware"iness!

STAB ME.
( not literally:D)

P.S. VAL DOES NOT LOVE YOU (you know who)
" LORD WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!"- midsummer.

ok, thats all i guess.

LITERACY WANNABE,
beaver!

2006-10-08T07:53:00.000-07:00

heyhey

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN DAY !!!!

PICS FROM THE DAY!

i went to claire sarsikala mildred ong's (shaas) house today!

and oh what a glorious day we had.

hahaa, i'm telling you .

this musical is really beginning to take shape.

here's what happened today:

1. SARAH WORE HER SUSPENDERS

2. WE MADE A SHIRT THAT SAYS I AM KWAI

3. WE CHANGED FEELING THIS TO LOSER KID
( damn, james is just so cute)

4. WE GOT THE ACTIONS FOR THE SONGS

5. WE BECAME THE EUQILC.(CLIQUE SPELT BACKWARDS)

amazing, isnt it?

oh yea, and not to forget

6. WE DRANK LOTS OF CAPRI SOMME.
( nice nice nice! its the archie comic one)

7. Did anyone tell you i'm a good crocodile player?!

That probably sums up the day.

heheh, and i love you ven and val!!!!!!!

XOXOXOXOXXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXX ( like 110000000004039504691568056)

haha, yea, here's a shoutout to you.

ANNABEL ( otherwise kasem/great estimator)

i didnt measure the sentence

I LIED!

hahhahahahahah:D:D:D

here's some pics from the day:

fooling around round round in the BROTHER HOTEL :D

what pretty converse shoes you have ( mines nicer)

FOOLING AROUND

2006-10-07T02:20:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

I hate the stupid freaking haze.

i mean, WHY WHY WHY?!

its causing me to have bad bad sinus attacks.

and i can only hear the squealing of my nose when i try to get the yucky stuff out.

ITS TORTURE.

Anyway, i went for ballet today and got measured for the recital costume.

THE SKETCH IS DAMN NICE LAH.

I just hope it turns out nice.

HOPE HOPE HOPE.

anyway, i found out that we are joining the grade 7 girls.

can you say : DAMN?

My minds not functioning right,

cause i cant breathe!!!

PSYCHOTIC, NEUROTIC.
FINKING STINKING.

I am anticipating for the class chalet,

WOOHOO! YAHTZEE!!!

its gonna be so fun.

but it all depends whether i get my CORRECT ROOM.

(you guys know what i mean)

PLEASE, dont let me be cursed!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D

My hair is so frizzy,
I am so fat.
OH YEAH, I AM FINE !

gosh, i realise how F-A-T i am lah.
gotta start cutting the fat,
:D

thats all,

WOZOLA!

ST BEVERLEY (saint not street!)

2006-10-02T01:14:00.000-07:00

heyhey!

DO I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD OR WHAT?!

thank you, all ye friends of zee beverley.

YOU ROCK.

okok. i was feeling a bit sick and depressed on friday.
but seeing all the tags cheered me up.

i love you all :D:D:D:D:D

SOCCER , FLOORBALL TODAY!!

yayayayay,

i tell you.

i totally way way admire CR's stamina now.
not to mention his abs.!!!

i almost died running,
DAMN.
and it was just a 10 minute game.

IMAGINE LASTING 90 MINUTES!
can you say DIE?!

well, Jesslyn poh poh poh!!!
quick organise JT must die ok!!!
I WANT TO WATCH WATCH WATCH!
signing off,
bio blues
Beaverlye ley lye

2006-09-28T23:24:00.000-07:00

heyhey!!

I am so depressed.

not only that

1. i have gastric
2. i have a throbbing headache
3. i have a fever
4. i feel like i'm floating,

but because 5. NO ONE EVER TAGS MY BLOG.

i mean, i go round to everyone's blog and i see people tagging like 1 day before.

EXCEPT MINE.

Its like, depressing you know. AARGH.

don't talk about it please.

AM I only your fairweather friend?

2006-09-14T07:02:00.000-07:00

hey,

guess what?!

I UPDATED MY FRIENDSTER PIC IN LIKE, hell 3 years?!!!

i mean like the last time i went there was in ....

P5? maybe, and even so my sister helped me to work the stuff out,

WHAT I LIKE : music, stuff related to pets .... erm.... like cats

thats basically the only thing i did write,

which is just , way erm three years ago?!

I MEAN NOT THAT I DONT LOVE MY PETS/CATS ,

yea, but like, i wouldnt say that,

i would be more of like music cats mats prats

i guess.

I LIKE THINGS THAT RHYME.

damn!

you know that awful gym teacher,

she changed my training days to mon and wed ( which is like not even definite)

and i have to change my french class

GREAT :(

real GRAYYYAAAATE :(:(:(:(:(

darn it.

I've been sleeping alot these few days,

pigging it out,

DAMN, beverley the porky pig,

you gotta study study study

cram cram cram

work work work

XOXO,

beverley beaver beaverley beaverlye valerie mrs ben and jerrys ronaldo cohen stephen pisai bea bev bever (as dad would put it) masoka masaka masako see xiao li min li min :D

ISN't my name short?

2006-09-08T06:06:00.000-07:00

heyhey,

MY NEW BLOG IS UP UP UP!

isn't it pretty?

haha, anyway,

thanks to:

TONGS FOR HELPING ME PUT THE THINGY UP,

SARAH FOR HER VALUABLE ADVICE,

LIMIN FOR HER VIEWS ON MY BG!!!

i love my new blog,

don't you?

HAHA!

anyway, i'm eating tandoori chicken pizza as i am typing this,

courtesy of daddy :D

HE's an awful nice man.

ANYWAY, mom's shut her self in the room cause of the cheese smell,

i think its partly because dad and ash are watching SMALLVILLE

and she wants to watch her DA NAN REN XIAO NAN REN !
( shhh, i prefer that show too, don't harm my ego!)

I LOVE MY NEW BLOG? DON'T YOU?!

p.s. I'm still full from the nachos :D

2006-09-06T00:06:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

i know, this is SUPER LATEIFIED , kinda.

but i managed to get the pics, ( did i mention a FINALLY in there?!)

oh yea, i'm supposed to be on for work (urgh),

but its been like, 2 hrs, and the only thing thats written on the word document is,

apparently....

NOTHING.

Yes, thats about how much i can concentrate.

Made pancakes today with ash,

lets just say, i'm really not much of a cook,

even though i DREAM of it, being this dishy (in my mind) cook/chef yeah.

MOM is so annoying,

she was ever so , "KIASU"

its so damn irritating.

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HER AUDACIOUS ACT.

first, she was OH SO NICE to remind us that the maple syrup was in the fridge.

so me and ash were like " YEA, ok thanks mom, have a great day !"

THEN, when i opened the fridge door, HORROR OF HORRORS!

IT was this really really really ancient maple syrup from goodness knows when (!)

I was standing in front of the fridge, somewhat gobsmacked.

SO THIS, THIS IS WHAT SHE LEFT US TO EAT OR DELICIOUS PANCAKES WITH?

some rotting ol' maple syrup.

DOWNRIGHT GROSS.

and so i called her and was like " hello, mom. the syrup is kinda old. ITS EXPIRED , really, did you buy a new one?"

and she was like " NO, i just bought that, not long ago from carrefour."

AND THAT WAS WHEN I JUST LOST IT,

as in not SCREAM, but my heart was like

: MOM, hello, that was bought from AMERICA, when aunty diana went there like AGES ago, and you were BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT GOOD QUALITY IT WAS.

HONEST, mom just doesn't cut it as a liar.

So i was like , "yea mom, if its really nice, you can have it. "
IN A NICE TONE !

and then LEA came out looking kinda sheepish,

and she was like " MAM told me to KEEP THIS, she said LET YOU USE THE ONE IN THE FRIDGE FIRST"

i could vow that my ears just hit the roof then.

WHAT?!

SHE HID THE DAMN THING IN THE GLASS CUPBOARD.

i mean, hello, its just MAPLE SYRUP.

its not like some, oh-so-precious gem from like the ancient world one-of-a-kind-thing.

PLEASE MOM, we know you like to SAVE SAVE SAVE,

but hiding maple syrup isn't exactly the way to go.

being branded for DECIEVING YOUR KIDS,

not very pretty.

:D

you know the photobucket thing scares me,

it keeps going " SAY SOMETHING" whenever i choose the pictures i wanna upload.

I ALMOST JUMPED OUT OF MY SEAT,

seriously.

i was like, looking around, maybe for like my cousin playing some trick on me,

hell no, it came out of the speakers.

and its like after watching GHOST WHISPERER, where stuff came out of the radio and tv,

I'm SCARED.

and when i tried to show it to ashley, NO SOUND CAME OUT.

This is creepy.

OKOK, the pics. (double the finally)

SHARON, MRS TAN, ME,ZU ER, AMELIA ( KOR), ASSY ( full of ass)

look at all the p1's at the back, aren't they so jealous that we got to move around whereas they had to glue their butts to the floor,

AH THE PLEASURES OF GRADUATION!

ME and assy.
ITS FUNNY HOW WE WERE NOT POSING, but it looked pretty cool.
TAKING A "NEOPRINT" BEFORE A NEOPRINT?!

CLARA,TY,ZUER,ME,ASSY,SHARON.

can you spot the TOLBERONE?
and all the ANTI SHAKE CAMERAS?!

gotcha, clara.

:D

2006-09-05T04:34:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

This post is dedicated to ASH ASH ASHLEY.

THATS WHAT i'm talking BOUT!

i back in this blogging business :D

OFFICIALLY,

its like this, THING, seizing me and curling up my fats,
veins ( if any visible at all!)

i HAVE to blog,
yes, not just casually FLICK throughmy tags and like, disappear,
but actually, LEAVE A NOTE.

which i think is pretty cool.

FABOLA, CRAYOLA ( in honour of lebbie!)

i had a fab fab ultra fabola day today :D

really, i miss spending time with ashaloo.

WHICH IS KINDA WEIRD, because i mean,

i just don't SAY these things out.

anyway, we had a water fight.

WHICH I GUESS MAY BE PRETTY JUVENILE and all.

BUT FUN! ,

so anyway, ashley locked herself in the toilet,

and whenever she opened the door to take a peek,

ME ( with my ultra quick reflexes)

YEs, its true.

anyway, i took a ACCURATE aim ,

and whoosh,

IT HIT THE DOOR,

ok, so maybe i am not quite the

ACE SHOOTER I CLAIM TO BE.

anyway, i still managed to hit her in the bedroom.

i was hiding behind the door,

and all of a sudden i saw this hand, POKING through the side of the door,

and i was like "who else?!"

AND I MADE MY MOVE.

"splash and crash and whatever bash?!"

SHE WAS SOAKED TO THE ED SOAKED,

impressive,

NO, REALLY.

And then i wanted to play this chinese story telling thing recorded on CD,

YES, shocker.

BEVERLEY ACTUALLY SPEAKS CHINESE!

and ashley was like,

GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM FOR 10 minutes first,

so, being the tiny weeny bit of a fool that i am,

i actually asked her to write up a OFFICIAL agreement

SIGNATURES, HEREBY all that.

weird how dumb i can be sometimes,

childish pleasures, cheap thrills, whatever.

Oh, then we started doing random weird dances in front of the com with the webcam.

YEA,

try spending a day with my sis,

ITS NOT SUCH A BAD THING EITHER.

2006-09-04T04:40:00.001-07:00

heyhey,

steve irwin died!!!!!!

yea, the famous crocodile hunter.

I always thought he was a nice guy,

plus, that accent is TRES CUTE!

i seem to have this thing with death you know,

i mean,

one minute you're just having a fabola time,

and the next, you're on the floor, prob knocked out from the booze.

ITS JUST , SCARY YOU KNOW.

Enough to send chills down my spine anyway.

I had a great day today,

i applied some mask thingy that ash bought from sasa ( yes, the paris hilton/nicole richie/simple life sasa song)

you know, when that thing dries up,

ITS HELL.

honestly, its like some CLING WRAP grasping onto your skin,

and those tiny pores are going " BREATHE AIR NEED AIR AIR AIR!!!"

yea, thats just way how it feels,

THERE IS NO WAY TO DESCRIBE IT.

maybe thats how i'll feel when i go for the infamous " rosy, slim wrap!"

Oh, and did i mention that when i smile,

ALL THE DAMN WRINKLES SHOW.

its like a sneak preview to the ugliness one is gonna pile on later in life.

YIKES.

oh, BUGGER . :(

anyway, it was a hell of pain pulling it off,

maybe it can be described as....

EXCRUCIATINg, yea.

not to the point of mortal agony really,

thats how steve irwin must have felt, with that stingray slicing through his body,

SO, all ye fellas out there,

you better appreciate the things we do for a date.

REALLY, its like . DAMNABLE.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASSALOO!

at least someone didn't shed ahem ahem her " nose shi-" this time when we played bomb. :DD

WE KNOW WHO,

OH DON't WE?

and you arh, always never reply to sms'

DAMN ANNOYING LA,

:D

and that concludes my first official day of ho-li-day-day-day.

WHAT A FABOLA DAY.

2006-09-04T04:40:00.000-07:00

2006-09-01T00:30:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

PRIMARY SCHOOL WAS SUPER FUN!!!

seriously.
i missed it.

I mean, true, i love my secondary school life,
but sometimes, i just miss it.
ALOT.

I miss the teachers, my friends the environment, the school, the food, everything!

it just seems like everythings just back to the way it was,
no annoying teachers,
no propaganda (if you know)
no politics.(tchrs)
just plain old bliss.

I'm just saying,

i wished i treasured p6 a little more.

i remember the times when belle made me cry in p4,

i remember the times i felt lost.

i remember the times i was mean to assy,

i remember how nice she was through it all.

i guess, yesterday made me take a step back from my life now,

and made me realise how much i missed the past.

Somehow, i don't want to move on,

i just want to stay there.

Not facing miss tan,

not facing the work,

not facing anything.

I'm happy,

I AM.

but i wish for a little more.

i wish that i could fuse sec school with pri school.

i wish i could be as pure as i was.

Lord, i've turned into someone i don't wanna be.

I don't want to speak singlish!
NO!

SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH CAMPAIGN!

2006-08-27T05:19:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

LEBBIE!

AWESOME BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

heheh.
GLAD YOU'RE THIRTEEN, come join the gang!

my bowling is ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE, i think i had more fun in the longkang !

EVERYTIME I BOWL ,

it goes,

PONK,

PONK,

PONK,

NOT ON THE PINS THOUGH!

INTO THE LONGKANG!!!!!!!! :)

you should suggest to the changi people to ban burning of the bridge, later one day it breaks (!)

my balookoo is still there from the pokpok board in that TTEEEENNNYYY INNNSSYYY WEEETSENITSY playground !!!

its kinda blue now.
EEK!

I WONDER IF JESSLYNS BUTT STILL HURTS?!
nevermind, i bring ZAM BAK to school tomorrow.

anyway, JESSLYN, i got your facial cream.

BE HAPPY!

2006-08-24T06:14:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

happy happy happy birthday to:

1. JESSLYN!
2. SMELLABEL/PANGSAI/ ANNABEL/ LEBBIE/ANNALEB. (gosh, thats short.)
3. WEI WEI WEI / LAO SAI.
4. KIMBERLY (yea, audrey loves drawing.)

i don't know why,

but i'm in a good mood today.

considering all the CRAP SHIT things that happened today,

thats just like -whatever.

ANYWAY, jesslyn lyn lyn treated us to macs.

FUNNY FUNNY.
:D

DANICA actually wanted mc nuggets until i told her how they made it.

YOU KNOW,

MASH THE FATS,
COMPRESS,
ADD SOME FAKE MEAT LOOKING THING,
VOILA!

so, maybe i grossed her guts out and she chose to eat fillet-o-fish instead.

HEHEH.

JESSLYN, stop obsessing with your pimple cream and XANDO TUMMY TRIM lah please.
all the same, i'll be nice and bring it for you.

EASY AS A B C.
X the pimples,
X the fat.

BE A BEAUTY QUEEN

(!)

shall i recommend you for the XIAO HUA XIAO CAO thing,
better than sending me in right,

SURE LOSE.

"like, who is this friggin ugly girl, with her popping eyebags and extra fat."

*shoves photo away*

MY DEAREST ASSALOOLOO,
please don't go wacko over your calories intake,
cause i need someone to keep me sane.

ALL THAT JUMPING SHOULD BURN OFF THE CALS ANYWAY.
if you know what i mean.

SARAH RAH RAH,
yea well,
i get what you mean.
IJUSTCANTFACEIT.

DINNIE,
i miss having you as a partner.
with your CLEAN (oh so very) table.

I HAD FUN VANDALISING IT WITH YOU.

aiya, i realise i addressed alot of people in this post.
VERY COOL.

I'm thinking of changing my blogname and skin. ANY COMMENTS?

i was thinking of www.damniforgotmyfriggintestagain.blogspot.com.

?!

yea, i think its ace.

SCHOOL IS SO RUSH RUSH RUSH now .

and my english teacher?!

please crawl up some place and die,

much obliged.

2006-08-16T06:12:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

LIBRARY HIDE AND SEEK.

retarted but fun!

haha.

CHRISTAL TRIED TO STUFF HER ASS BEHIND SOME CHINESE PAINTING.

very clever!

haha.

MALAY LAY LAY

LESSON ONE ONE ONE.

you must be thinking,

WHAT THE HELL AM I LEARNING MALAY FOR?!

well, its the school

We have this 2 week malay course.

cooly mooly! =)

the MALAY TEACHER thought that my father was called ANGEL!

heck no, he's ANDREW LA.

poksy woksy.

LISCO HAPPY HAPPY!

today was a fun day.

p.s. ZHU BA JIE HAS A CUP to E CUP BOOBS. pretty clever.

2006-08-13T04:50:00.000-07:00

DIONNE IS FUNNY FUNNY.

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
why are you X.

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
X for xando.

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
(:

X. says:
xando tummy trim

X. says:
hahaha

X. says:
CHA CHA CHA

X. says:
funny dunny

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
xando is like

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
EXPENSIVE.

X. says:
i think mr tai should get a CHA CHA CHA for sweat

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
got mehs?

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
some

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
sweat freezing spray.

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
or something.

X. says:
yea yea

X. says:
BANG and the sweat is gone

Crazyon the Pink Crayon! says:
hahahahas.

xando. IT REALLY WORKS.

2006-08-12T03:34:00.000-07:00

heyhey!

I'm BACK!

yea. officially.

happy birthday singapore!!!

YEA .. super stoked.

NATIONAL DAY WAS FUN!!!

went back to PRIMARY SCHOOL.

GOSH i miss it alot.

yea. and mrs tan treated me and assy to MOS BURGER.

YEA YEA.

assy assy assy.

we invented MANY MANY things that day!!

- METAL B
- TREE BARK B

it was a result of a *ahem AHEM* first ever invention in PR 6.

the RUBBER B.

=) fabo gabo.

OH. and there was this IDIOTIC $#^#$%$ TAXI UNCLE!

he said that me and assys chinese was horrible la.

and, OK maybe to a certain extent it kinda is.

BUT STILL .

WE DO WELL IN CHINESE LOR.

its not as if we have been like failing.

he was like " Ni men ping shi na duo shao"

then we were like "80"

then he was like " WO KAN NI MEN WU SHI FEN DOU NA BU DAO!"

$%#$^@$%&^% HIM la !!!!!

maybe our chinese is crap.

but don't need to put us down like that.

well,

what can i say for his english EITHER?

talk about pot calling the kettle black.

TSKTSK.

MR TAXI DRIVER UNCLE,

GET A LIFE, MIRROR WHATEVER.

you're not all that pretty in pink either.

2006-07-23T07:10:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

IT SEEMS AGES SINCE I TOUCHED THIS KEYPAD.

NICE MAN.

NICE CLICK CLICK SOUND.

CLICK

CLICK.

anyway.

TODAY WAS RATHER EVENTFUL.

ough
carnival and all.

CARNIVAL WAS FUN!

but pity i couldnt stay too long though.
FUN.

I LOVE UNICYCLEs.

i think they are gonna be the TRANSPORT OF TOMORROW!!

MY FOOT!

hahah.

I M SO RANDOM TODAY CAUSE I AM MESSED UP.

i mean.

HOW COULD SHE

ITS MY PRIVACY .

GOSH.

I MEAN ITS LIKE PRYING INTO THEIR LIVES.

Ya. i know you want to pry into my life.
just ASK ok.

Dont need to go round the bush and try to see whats going on in my life.

YA.

THATS IT.

CASE CLOSED.

APART FROM THAT AND ALL.

ITS LIKE YA.

but i cant say it cause its like not fab to say that.

i'll just keep it in my heart.

yah.

GOSH I SOUND SO EMO.

I dont wanna make emo a fad.

so i will say gosh i sound so ultra dodo .

BETTER.

I don't know.

I LOVE MY LIFE.

BUt sometimes its just so screwed.

I MISS KINDERGARTEN.

YEAH.

I LOVE PLAYING IN THE GARDEN.

I MISS MY INNOCENT LIFe.

YEAH . GOD CAN GIVE ME THAT.

LIFE AS IT WAS.

2006-07-12T04:31:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

HAD AN UBER FUN DAY AT SCHOOL TODAY.

FABOLA.

i penned to myself , and denise penned to me some LOVE NOTES FROM C RONALDO.

GOSH He's so cute.

WS AND XJ ALSO PENNED THEIR OWN LETTER FROM KAKA AND PODOLSKI.

Can you believe that PARIS HILTON next target is PODOLSKI...

EEW.

PARIS SHOULD JUST STICK TO STARS BEING BLIND.

thank god she spared c ronaldo.

JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT SHE HAS BAD TASTE.

what does she belong to anyway....

1990s??

maybe like 2300 cause i dun think flashing is in now...

GET A LIFE PARIS.

YOU NEED ONE.

anyway.

sHOCKER OF A NEWS.

and i'm blown.

2006-07-11T05:33:00.002-07:00

BIMBO DAY!!!!!!

to commemorate international bimbo day.

This blog post shall be done in pink.

Cause pink is the bimbo bomb.

yes.

today was fun.

VAL
BIANCA
BRITT
NAT
STACEY
STEPH

i love my bimbo mates.

WE IS ROCKING.

WE IS EATING PIZZA FROM YONG.

YA.

Yong treated us to pizza.

SERIOUSLY LAH.

he is too easily pushed around.

NOT THAT I MIND.

I GET MY PIZZA ANYWAY.

OC IS PREMIERING.

I CAN't GET ENOUGH OF EMO SONGS.

THATS HOW RANDOM THE WORLD OF BIMBOS IS.

JUST LIKE OUR TOILET PARTIES.

2006-07-11T04:05:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

WHY MUST FOOTBALLERS BE SO CUTE?

2006-06-27T21:40:00.000-07:00

heyhey,

I HAVE DECIDED TO RE MAKE MY CUTE GUY LIST,

and add pics!!!!!!

NOW, in any order, not by preference,

1. Cristiano renaldo!!!

2. NICK LAZZERINI ( or something like that)

OK, gayish looks aside. HE's a funny and cute dancer. TRES CHOUETTES!

3. STEPHEN!!!

4. SETH COHEN!!!!!!

5.ANDY RODDICK!!!!!

as you see,

i have striked

CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY

and

NATHAN ( one tree hill NOT hi 5)

off my list.

THEY ARE SO NINETIES!

2006-06-27T21:28:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

JUBILATE was funner than fun, crazier than crazy !!!

honestly. IT WAS JUST F U N .

OH, you know i was running after the bus,

AND I DROPPED MY BELT.

IT WAS MY fav scrummy belt!!!!!

and then TWIN BIBI wanted to help me get it.

OH, tear.

WE TOOK NEOPRINTS.

it all looked so darn good lah.

but i accidentally screwed the second one.

SHITTY ME.

THe concert was cool and all.

BUT LIKE I SAY, i'm not one for the MUSICAL EXPERIENCe.

and neither was gloria either i guess,

CAUSE SHE WAS SLEEPING.

tats very, well commendable??

ahhaha.

WE HAD TO AVOID ALOT OF PEOPLE.

honestly, like tons.

BUT YOU SEE, i don't even know who they are, but i just avoid because bibi, assy and gloria were runing in the other direction.

and i just realised

THAT I HAVE NO SENSE OF BALANCE IN THE MRT.

honestly.

its like wibble wobble.

eek!

XOXO,
BEAVERley PUFF.

2006-06-20T02:08:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

GAWD.

you WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I DID!

shit.

shit .

shit.

I JUST CHATTED UP SOMEONE FIT TO BE MY GRANDPA.

not really.

HE IS 33 .

SHIT SHIT.

EEW.

like FREAKING HELL
EWWWWW.

SHIT.

MY LIFE IS OVEr.

like SCRAM YOU PHEDOPHILE(?)

SHIT.

my life is officially OVER.

2006-06-13T08:09:00.000-07:00

heyhey...

OK. WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS MY FRIEND NOES YOUR FRIEND WHO NOES YOUR FRIEND....... THINGY? and is it DIONNE? i bet. bet on my nothing. =)

The toilet in the hotel. YOu know, it looks inviting here, but its just all WRONG. THE LIGHTS WERE CREEPY so i used my flash to CONVINCE myself that THIS TOILET WAS OK.

THE BEDS. were as hard as a wooden block. its just like wood with a thin mattress. THATS HOW GOOD IT GOT. after all, it was only 3 *.

The chairs. Where we often hung our jeans and ate our cup noodles.

The dresser. YOU see the foot ball thingy there?! yep . they actually gave it to us when we were at the DUMB kai mu dian li. IT WAS SHITTY IF YOU ASKED ME!

The view from my hotel. IMPRESSIVE HUH?!

The night view in chonqing. LIGHT POLLUTION i'm telling you. IT looks pretty in this picture but hell its not GOOD.

The schools multi purpose room which is like WAY nicer than ours. As you can see we were having art and i didn't even draw anything cause if you know me well enough, my art reeks!

Me and Li min during dinner. the 3 YUAN night. where i recorded my zhong zi saying on ray's camera. WONDER IF ITS GONNA BE ON TV?

You know their english teacher, she was like . " Lets go to canteen make ZHONG ZI" in that weird chinese ENGRISH accent. SO here i am make HONG ZI in a lesson. THE LEAVES and our PRETTY ZHONGZIS!

MY first attempt. NOT BAD for a green horn! just that i would probably have used the WHOLE ROLL OF STRING for this. =)

My second attempt. OK. just not enough string .

My third attempt. Pretty good ok!

Get away ONKELATETOSIS (?) don't steal my chips. GREEDY MONGER YOU!

OH MY.These beds were much more comfy. i mean just looking at it you eanna sleep. Can u see that our room is TILTING DOWN?!

The dresser. Can u see all my twisties and food?

just FLIP ur heads sideways ok. THE TOILET BOWL.

The bath tub and the sink. LOOKS GROSS but it actually was quite nice!

The deck chair, with the view of a yellow sea.

YELLOW SEA. gross.

Dinnoe, Sandra, Bibi, Wen jing, and me staring at the wind.

Mao zedong was always kurell to me. peace out ma homie!

Twin bibi and Twin bea bea. we were asked 5 times in china are you sisters or are you twins and we will go like " HELL NO!"

People dancing cha cha or some crap. I think its romantic. * SWoon!!!*

The mala huo guo. OH MY GOSH . I LOVE IT LIKE HELL. and the food looks darn good in this pic too rite?!

At the hu guang hu kuan. He was my FAV AND CUTEST PERFORMER. he's doing some belly dnacing akon style. MY GOSH . TRES CUTE! * not the face. the performance. *

The food they gave us. I dared not eat it cause like it was open air. MY GOSH, some insect could have landed on it, pooped a lil' and flew away. GROSSNESS!

A round peanut from the hu guang hui kuan thingy. Round peanuts in china excite me. =)

Me and dinnie. can u see the eyebags?! thats what happens when you eat chocolates and get a allergic REACTION.

Me, abba and christine., on the boring boat.

A picture of the little gorge in the wooden sampan . i'm proud of myself to snap a picture this pretty!

Me and li min on the BORING BOAt

Me and abba again.

Our cruise. NOT THE BIG ONE la. the SMALLER ONE. which i say is pretty cool.

Abba and jia xin on the chair lift which i was scared of at first!

Twin Bibi getting attacked by oinkelatetosis, spoddy toh tuo tuo and giraffy

Dinnie,me,sandra,brenda,rebecca and twin bibi

Our almost but not quite titanic pic. WITH WENJINGS BUTT AND LEGS IN IT!

YES. I KNOW.

DON'T EVEN MENTION IT.

I HAVEN"T BLOGGED IN LIKE FOREVER.

MUCH LESS GONE ONLINE.

well , for starters, I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT.

HELL YEAH.

As i am typing this, I HAVE THIS GEEKY, from the 19th century looking glasses perched on my nose which is giving me a HEADACHE cause well, its making me dizzy to the CORE!

Can you believe it?

Don't get me wrong.

I like china.

I just don't like the fact that they speak a language i am well . NOT SO CAPABLE IN, and they spit everywhere and well i am DEVOID of all communication with them cause i have to actually THINK before i say something.

Oh yeah.

The boys made the gossip well , juicier.

No, its not your average B**** gossip, but like EVERYDAY HAPPENINGs.

Not that i'm digging this much boyism.

But certain ROMANCE(s) were rather well, INTERESTING.

Its just part of the fun.

ESPECIALLY WITH 2 TIMERS ON BOARd.

And an interesting character which goes by the name of PRINCESS JOANN.

Yep. I'd say .

NOT that i was PART OF THE ACTION.

i just well, AM WELL Acquainted with someone who was well, IN IT.

Gosh, you bet how much fun we had in those serene quiet hotel rooms ?!

Talking about a certain someone.

OK. I sound so DESPERATE.

POINT IS. I'm just stating facts.

UPLOADING THE PICS IS ONLY GONNA TAKE LIKE FOREVER.

the stupid camera and scanner wizard won't work its magic so i've turn to photo impression BY THE WAY.'

which considering i DON'T IN THE WORLD NOE HOW TO USE IT, but still managed to upload some pics, I' m PRETTY PROUD OF MY SELF.

You know, making friends in china was fun.

Just that after a while they get all clingy and i'm all like .

URRGGH . GET AWAY.

especially my homestay buddy .

she was like .

XUELI MIN!!!!!!!!

All the time .

Like hell yeah shuddup you noe.

I WANNA MAKE FRIENDS BUT I DOn't WANNA BE YOUR BEST FRIEND.

There.

OUT LOUD AND CLEAR.

2006-05-28T21:49:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

OMG. can you actually believe that i am going to chongqing??!!!!

I MEAN.

CHINA.

CHINA.

i can't even speak much of the language yet IMMERSE IN THE CULTURE?

woah, too INTENSE .

WAY TOO INTENSE.

isn't it?

anyway, i have SO MANY Things to blog about .

which have all just got all fedup in my head and were like " CHICKEN MC NUGGET this girl!" she's got so darn poor memory!

WELL. TOO BAD.

all my stuff are PILED UP on the floor waiting to be squashed into my luggage.

WHICH sadly has been sent to the hospital because a CERTAIN PIN NO. has been forgotten.

OH WELL!

i can't wait.

CHEENA LURVE?

ALLL READDYYY!!!!

oh yeah.

and just add a few snacks.

OH FINE! ALOT.

think you could do better?

show me homie!

2006-05-08T07:40:00.002-07:00

heyhey.

Today was darn crappy.

I went back to primary school with ASSY .

but there were NO TEACHERS.

cause they were all in a meeting!

really.

they would rather stare at some boring ol' paper rather then talk to the INTERESTING girls.

have they NO TASTE OR NO TASTE?

then again, they probably would have been fired the minute they took a sTEP out of that LETS BE SERIOUS room.

i wouldn't want to harm my teacher rite?!

SO , being a GOOD GIRL i went down to macs.

and me and assy were talking about how mayonaise had SO MUCH FATS at the counter when she asked for it.

so when we went back ....

she was all like " DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY FATS?!"

which totally sounded really wrong.

i mean it sounds like in any moment i was gonna jump up and grab a piece of her cellulite full arms you know.

and i mean . IMAGINE it.

pretty gross rite?!

And that was all but ok.

I was talking about netball as a PE thingo.

and NETBALLERS having netball.

and i was like why DON't WE HAVE R GYM for pe!

and then assy was like " HELLL YEAH. MR HO's GONNA BE IN TIGHTS"

erm. NO WAY.

lets just say i never said that,

NEVER.

and then all of a sudden we WHIRLEd AROUND.

and we saw ms chew ( who by the way was the ex principal of st margs) chomping away on her burger ( oh gosh , and she was talking about what " HEALTHY?!" i guess that all went down the drain after she left the school yeah?) and me and assy FREAKED OUT.

Why?

1. she totally overheard EVERYTHIng we said and judging by the cintext , i would say uh uh.

2. She heard assy going. " miss chew bla bla...."

tats about it.

MY Life is so ruined.

she is gonna call st nicks and blacklist me on EVERYSINGLETHING.

i can't even ( GASP!) go to the toilet!

@##$%&@!!!!!

oh and anyway,

so you think you can dance is a nice show.

its FUN you know .

just watching people doing their thing.

ANYWAY, my friend and I were talking about the male contestants how some were gayish looking and all , till we came to a conclusion.

GAY

Nick
Craig

SO UNDERSTATED

Jamail
Big papa

Just off the radar

Blake

SCREAMING HOT HOT HOT!!!

Ryan
Artem

YEP.

i thought nick should be in the HOT HOT one .

i mean even though he does look abit gay and all.

he does have this seth coheny boyish good looks what !!!!

and ryan.

sure you knowhis body isn't that good and he is not all that handsome.

But you know there's something about that hair and him.

Artem.

Well , i think it was unanimous for artem.

I'm sorry but when a guy looks like that.

IT KILLS.

And its just you know.

so artem.

GAGAGA.

2006-05-08T07:40:00.001-07:00

2006-05-08T07:40:00.000-07:00

2006-05-08T07:15:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

Did i tell you that i went to marriot to stay on the weekends?

ok maybe no.

Well, it was super duper fun!!!!!!

I even managed to swim backstroke.(!)

ROAR!!!

considering that i can't even swim.

I SAY THATS PRETTY GOOD OK!!!

and the hotel room was sooooo COLD and COMFORTABLE.

gosh i wanna go back .

BOO HOO.

=(

2006-05-02T06:56:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

TODAY GYM WAS SUPER FUNNY.

we went down to the track to TI TUI.

(thats chinese FYI.)

and it was like SUPER WET.

and there was MOSS THINGYS GROWING EVERYWHERE.

and we DIDN't wear shoes!

Ha.

and . BLESS MY SOUL.

the gym teacher didn't even notice.

WHY I HALF BET IF WE WERE GONE FOR THE WHOLE SESSION.

she would BE OBLIVIOUS.

Yam seng to the best teacher in the world.

seriously.

and anyway.

after that we ate SO MUCH pang ah choy until i am BLOATED .

i seriously am gonna GROW FAT.

SHIT.

then i'll expand and BLOW up!

maybe then i'll fufil my wish and be DYNAMIC.

maybe?

2006-05-01T00:48:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

isn't it so ironic how i thought blogs were CRAP?

yet now i am just a few posts away from my ....

100th post!!!

yay.

i don't even know how i could actually find so much CONTENT.

oh well.

and on account of ALL THAT.

i haven't had a single picture of my face.

WOWWEEEE!

ok.

not the point . focus.

WHERE WAS I?

oh yea.

today is LABOUR DAY

unfortunately .

and to ALL STUDENTS UTTER DISMAY.

yes ,

it is indeed LABOUR DAY.

oh no.

NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM EVERYTHING labour day!

but a MORE LABOUR day!

i have been awake since like 10 .

and i have been mugging forever.

well.

till 3 .

ANYWAY.

i still HAVE TO MUG LATER.

todays such a muggy day.

ASHLEY IS IN HER ROOM MUGGING HER BRAINS OFF.

and my dad?

HE IS IN OFFICE WORKING HIS ASS OFF.

and my mom?

NOT THE POINT.

is it me ,

or is the world turning into a SUPER

LETS-JUST- WORK-EVERYDAY-AND-NOT-DO-ANYTHING-ELSE-HOw-BOUT-THAT? society.

SHALL we have a toast then?

2006-05-01T00:44:00.000-07:00

heyhey .

i was talking to one of my * gasp* most BELOVED cousins just now.

and i found this particularly INTERESTING .

Hey!

you know it seems like we are very out of touch because we haven't talked or seen each other for SO LONG.

ISN't it?

you know for the past 2 days

i have been buying ALOT of clothes...

and ashley too.

and i bought a shirt that says

DO YOU WANT to be SPECIAL!

hahaha.

reminds you of something?

i am trying DESPERATELY to upload the pics .

but apparently the camera hates me.

OH WELL.

i have been REALLY BUSY with homework and all that. ESPECIALLY all my projects which are driving me GNATS!

ITS CRAZY I TELL YOU.

in fact.

i had 3 tests on 1 day last week.

POOR ME EH?

you guys are SO LUCKY to be in australia.

I GUESS ITS NOT SO STRESSFUL.

is it?

i don't know.

i have been WAITING AND WAITING for you all to come online today.

THE WHOLE DAY YOU KNOW!

mummy's gonna KILL me.

" the electricity bills !! ^&^%$&%&&^&^&^*$@#$%&()*&^%$##$%^&**(()&^%$#"

SEE LA!

make me waste one whole HOUR!

I still have tons of work to do...

even though

(a) its a HOLIDAY
(b) JING'S WEDDING IS coming soon.

and you guys aren't attending.

=(

which sorta takes out most of the fun of it.

=(

anyway, I HAVE been looking for a dress.

but i guess i am either TOO SMALL or just TOO BIG .

TOO SMALL : - for the adults
stuff.

TOO BIG: - for the teeny
kiddies dress.

SO YOU SEE?!

if only you could buy me a BEAUTIFUL DRESS from australia.

AND FED EX IT OVER TO ME .

it would be good, no?

Then my endless hunt would be OVER.

SHALALA.

you BETTER HELP ME.

IF NOT.

i shall go dressless.

NO!

not naked.

just in jeans

TO SPITE YOU!

@#$%&*@#$ !

and i will take pretty little pictures .

TO SPITE YOU.

ahhaha.

so you see how you can help?

BUY A DRESS AND FED EX IT !

2006-04-29T04:57:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

I reckon st nicks is the best ( maybe not quite) but one of the best things that has ever happened to me.

HONESTLY.

i mean compared to my december posts about what " ST NICKS. CRAZY!!!"
and all.

I SAY THIS IS PRETTY DRASTIC.

i mean .

seriously.

FEW MONTHS BACK, I would actually KILL to NOT go to st nicks.

NOW, I would acually KILL to STAY in st nicks.

prior to all my venting and screaming and yelling....

I DO BELIEVE that the decision i made EARLY IN THE MORNING ...

at 7:30 ish.

WAS THE MOST DEFINING MOMENT OF MY LIFe.

that was when God spoke maybe?

That suddenly i was like * whoomph!*

LETS JUST PUT ST NICKS YEAH?

I guess i could describe it as the MOST ACCURATE SPUR OF THE MOMENT CHOICe.

guess what?

i don't REGRET it.

and it just goes to show.

NEVER JUDGE A SCHOOL BY PEOPLE's FLOPPY LOOSE TOUNGES.

its prob never correct.

they've prob only seen one in a hundred maybe?

Or a thousand?

their judgements based on one / thousand?

erm.

SO NOT TRUE.!

2006-04-29T04:35:00.001-07:00

heyhey.

SPORTS DAY!

yes.

if you noticed i used RED.

cause i am in RED!!

CONTRARY TO WHATEVER MISCONCEPTIONS OF " sports day is boring."

it was so darn fun.

even the FAMILY DANCE didn't reek.

it just well.

FORMED PART OF MY MEMORY.

the cheer routines were like ALL TIME.

red got last .

BUT WADEVA.

not the point.

there was a bit of rain...

but!

it didn't dampen our spirits....

in fact.

i would say that it LIFTED it of some sort.

red got last.

but wateva...

we got the SPIRIT.

red house is F-I-N-E fine

down the L-I-N-E line

so we L-O-V-E love you

all the T-I-M-E time

red house is B-E-S-T best

among the R-E-S-T rest

so we yea yea yea for red house today!!!!!

i love st nicks.

that's just how it goes.

i love red house.

thats just the facts pat down.

LOVE IT OR HATE IT.

2006-04-23T04:53:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

I went to shawrawrr's hse today.

IT WAS SO FUN .

hahaha

we made lotsa movies.

BUT I LOVED THE BIMBO ONE BEST.

SALLY: hello. i just saw this totally pink motor razr phone.

JENNY : ya! pink is so in!

SALLY: everyone wants so be my friend.

JENNY: duh.duh.duh.

SALLY: i need to go now. BYE JENNY

JENNY: BYE SALLY.

*phone clicks off*

SALLY: OH MY ! YOU'RE HERE! HI JENNY !

JENNY : HI SALLY!

* acs boy comes in*

SALLY AND JENNY : ACS BOY. * AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH*

SALLY: WHATS YOUR NAME?

STANLEY: STANLEY.

SALLY:OH. YOU ARE STANLEY , THE SON OF THE SON OF THE SON OF THE SON OF THE FOUNDER OF THIS SBS BUS?

STANLEY: NO.

JENNY: THEN, YOU ARE THE SON OF THE SON OF THE SON OF THE SON
OF THE CEO OF RAFFLES TOWN CLUB?

STANLEY: NO.

JENNY: THEN WHICH STANLEY ARE YOU.

STANLEY: STANLEY OF THE AH HUAT CHICKEN RICE HOUGANG STREET
32.

JENNY: THE WHOLESALE ONE?

SALLY: WHOLESALE CHICKEN RICE SELLERS CAN BE QUITE RICH TOO!

STANLEY: NO.

SALLY: WELL THEN, WE HAVE TO GO.

SALLY AND JENNY : BUHBYE.

* WALTZES OUT OF THE ROOM*

OR RATHER SBS BUS.

2006-04-23T04:41:00.000-07:00

heyhey

WESSIe was talking to me.

and eeryone knows, he may not be like the BEST WRITER OR TYPER.

so bear with the funny errors.

wesley says:
hi
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hey u are not wes

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wesley says:
yes i am
wesley says:
i am wes
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it is true
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wes, i don't believe
wesley says:
so obey me
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type like your fastest
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who
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TEST: is wes cute
wesley says:
yes
wesley says:
no

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wesley says:
hello
ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ .. [xo] ❤``vaalerii .. εїз .. ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ...andrea n sarah.. their mah cousins! michael is xxy... woo00oo0o says:
erm..
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hi.
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hi
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y u add me 2 ur frens convi...
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my sis
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this is getting super confusing
wesley says:
yes
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i know
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wesley
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so stop doing it
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wth
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what the heack
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wesley, then why did you start
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hahaha
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you are strange
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STRANGER
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...
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whats is going on
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u added us to this random conversation
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tats wads going on
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WESLEY WE ARE GONNA KILL YOU
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=)
wesley says:
who is omg
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WHEN WE GET TO AUSTRALIA THAT IS
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beverley
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u dun even noe ur own cousin?
wesley says:
o i dident know
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dats bev!
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UR NOT WESLEY R YA
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yer
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he is
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val y r u using wesleys acc
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is just stupid
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lol
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im not
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fine
wesley says:
i havent talk to them for a long time'
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im using mine!
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lol
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justin meet my cousin
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hi
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wesley says:
beverly
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val is tat realli wes
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idiot
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yes
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yer
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it is
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it is
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ergh
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just block him
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i did dat b4
wesley says:
i lost a lot of wait
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hshahah
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erm..
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weight
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ur spelling is soooooo gd
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gagagga
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hahahah*
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as wad i see from the picsi dun think so
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kopio
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wad??
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i want nasilemck
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wads dat?
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food
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remember
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hahahah
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i love that
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yea juz ate it today
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ahahahah
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it is my faverite
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haahahha
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wesley says:
kiss my sis but
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nopekiss ur own one lahif u can
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i cant reach
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its too far
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cuz ur're tooo fat
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you cant do it
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i can but i dun wanna
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or your anaracsic
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okay
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you want to block me
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huh
wesley says:
my sis showed me what you wrote
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are u trying to get the worlds most blocked title
wesley says:
yes
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wowi bet u are alreadi on ur way der
wesley says:
not
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ohhhhies
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you met my friend
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tat was ur fren
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justin
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i tot u onli had 2 contacts
wesley says:
he is annoying
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ooooooooh
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den y is he ur fern
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fren
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WART
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bev here now

SEE HOW I LOVE MY COUSINS?

how can't you?

GOOCHEEGOOCHEEGOO.

2006-04-22T03:26:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

COULDN't SETH BE ANY CUTEERRRR??!!!!!

YES APPARENTLY.

he now.

BE SUPRISED.

smokes pot.

( and oh boy. it came frm some really reliable sources.)

WELL NOT REAL LIFE POT.

LIKE PHEW.

DOUBLE PHEW.

BUT LIKE " REEL LIFE POT"

but anyway.

seths cute .

SO NOW STOP THAT.

Seth's a mommy boy.

SO NOW STOP THAT.

seth is the ultimate"st" geek that has made it to CUTE.

SO NOW STOP THAT.

OMG . seth ... SWOON.

SETH SMOKES POTTTT!!!!!

oh my.

still.

HE'S COOL . GEEKY . NERDY.

THE GUY YOU ALWAYS WANTED.

though he might not be so pretty in real life.

OH MANN.

DARN IT.

SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE SETH'S CUTE

2006-04-22T03:11:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

FRIDAY WAS GROSs.

utterly gross.

i mean .

I HAD TO GROUP UP WITH R----- for goodness.

EEW.

GROSS.

i mean apart from her being all mommy teachers pet and all that.

i would really rather watch her frm a distance

LIKE STAND AWAY?!

I'm a good girl.

EVEN IF ITS LIKE A KNIFE STUCK INTO MY HEAD.

i will be nice to her.

YOU SEE HOW HARD THIS IS GONNA BE?!

OH MY!

my computer just hanged when i said that.

its "karma" biting back at me.

THE GOOD GIRL.

2006-04-20T06:39:00.001-07:00

heyhey.

IF YOU HAVE NOTICED,

i actually have a song called BEVERLEY HILLS.

well without the E and all that.

AND I AM SO HONOURED.

IT HAS MY NAME !!!

yippeeeee.

but i have taken the pleasure to improvise it ( ENROUTE TO CCAB )

BEVERLEY's house!

Thats where you want to be!

Visiting Beverley's house.

Beverley's house!

Thats were dear christal is!

Suffing toilet paper.

INTO HER MOUTH!

oh my and it is pink!

CHRISTAL YOU NAUGHTY GIRL.

hahaha

anyway.

TODAY WAS FUN .

we went to support the tramp girls.

but they didn't do so good.

NOT THE POINT.

WE SAW LOTS OF SIMINGLY GAY GUYS WALKING AROUND IN SPANDEX LIKE TIGHTs.

BUT!

opposed to some people's fantasies .

Where they OGLe.

it was just PLAIN GROSS.

i mean sure.

you are waiting for your turn and all.

BUT PULL ON YOUR TRACK PANTS LA.

i mean.

what you doing " showing off"

eew. that sounded so GROSS.

FOCUS.

so anyway,

we saw this whitley guys.

WHO BY THE WAY ,

THEIR TIGHTS ARE ORANGE !

and its like TRANSLUCENT la.

and there was this positively SICk guy who went commando.

and another with spandexy underpants.

GROSS.

GROSS.

EEW.

anyway,

i have to study for my french which is tmr.

DON'T ASK ME.

I JUST KNOW I WILL FAIL.

and its like not my fault.

CAUSE MY BRAIN HAS BEEN SO STUFFED WITH KNOWLEDGE FROM 1 to 13 .

IT CAN'T ACCOMODATE ANYMORe.

wheee.

2006-04-20T06:39:00.000-07:00

2006-04-19T06:48:00.001-07:00

heyhey.

OMG.

FRENCH MID YEARS ARE COMING THIS FRIDAY

can u believe it?

i ahve like 48 hours to STUDY STUDY STUDY.

congugate WADDA HELL!!!!

I AM SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT.

so much to study ... so little time.

AARRGGGGHHHHHHH.

LETS JUST HOPE.

that miraculously ,

in 48 hours when i sleep.

HOPEFULLY SOME ANGELS WILL STUFF FRENCH KNOWLEDGE IN TO MY HEAD.

then , YIPEEE!!!

i am saved.

So you see how DEVASTATING MY PREDICAMENT IS?

its bad.

REAL BAD.

=(

my throats all dry and prickly.

IT HURTS LIKE SHIT.

owww.

what fun to add on eh?

TILL NOW, ITS OFF TO THE WORLD OF FRENCH AND WHO KNOWS?

just keep the boundaries to STUDYING.

2006-04-18T04:39:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

I suppose posting at a time when i have about ten tons of homework

is just not ETHICAL.

but i have to.

NOPE. its not just a mere recounting of my day .

I've now taken more interest in the workings of stuff and all that.

·#·$57ΰśέļεşŝ ρэǿρĺє ẃίтн ΰśέļεşŝ вяάίиś says:
Hi , whats ur name.

OMG . click 5 !!! * swoon* says:
kelly ,

·#·$57ΰśέļεşŝ ρэǿρĺє ẃίтн ΰśέļεşŝ вяάίиś says:
ok hi kelly

·#·$57ΰśέļεşŝ ρэǿρĺє ẃίтн ΰśέļεşŝ вяάίиś says:
how are u

OMG . click 5 !!! * swoon* says:
gr8

·#·$57ΰśέļεşŝ ρэǿρĺє ẃίтн ΰśέļεşŝ вяάίиś says:
ok

SO , lets just pause yea?

haha! BIG HAHA.

obviously,

my name is NOT kelly .

so whats up with all this .

HEY MAN . I AM ASHFAG .

16

MALDIVES.

so what.

DONT EXPECT TO SWOON.

(" oh my ! maldives thats like MALIBU rite. ")

I M NOT THAT BIMBO OK !

besides.

theres some REALLY WEIRD people who have been adding me.

FURREEAAAKKKYYYYYY.

i mean.

ALL POSERS.

ALL "WANNA CHAT THEN MEET?"

ALL CRAP.

i mean .

just stop all this MASS ADDING .

its just only reveals .

YOU ARE TRYING TO " make friends"

and in the process.

WHO KNOWS NUDGE NUDGE.

i tell you though .

modern " girls and women"

have moved beyond that.

THEY KNOW A DESPO WHEN THEY SEE ONE.

and oh boy.

they know how to avoid.

SO , ·#·$57ΰśέļεşŝ ρэǿρĺє ẃίтн ΰśέļεşŝ вяάίиś ,

GIVE IT UP.

i mean. no that i am implying anything.

cause when u see my face and how i speak.

YOU WOULD PROBABLY RUN TO MARS.

what i'm scared of is.

MAYBE YOU WILL HIT ON MY SISTER.

how's that for a WOW?!

2006-04-16T06:30:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

i went for the hollaback crew finals.

BELIEVE i had a post b4 that .

but i just HAD to post this one.

apart from click 5 .

THERE WERE TWO OTHER GUYS WHO STOOD OUT.

nope.

NOT FOR

THEIR LOOKS

THEIR HAIR

THEIR VULGARITIES

but their desperateness.

I MEAN.

SERIOUSLY.

like every MILLISECOND ,

they would go.

" OMG I NOE THAT GIRL"

" I THINK SCGS GIRLS ARE HOT"

" ISN'T THAT SHARLYN"

" THATS CARRIE!"

" THAT GIRL IS HOT, JUST A BIT TO LIAN FOR ME"

" OMG. LOOK AT THAT BABE MAN!"

sorry.

but that is just GROSS.

i mean.

ya sure, we noe you noe lotsa " LOOSE BABES"

but just keep the info to yourself.

i mean like.

SERIOUSLY , HOW DESPO CAN YOU GET?

isn't it like an acclamation of how many girls you know, how you define yourself

AS ONE BIG DESPO.

shall we have appluase then?

and apart from that,

THROW IN SOME SUPER VULGARITIES ,

and we have the super using sms " OMG THEY ARE SO DESPO" session.

WOW.

what a wonderful time to spend two hours under the sweltering heat of the afternoon sun sitting down listening to despos bitchign about despos.

SOUNDS SO OPRAH WINFREY EH?

2006-04-16T02:29:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

did i tell you that i went 4 HOLLABACK CREW finals?

so like bla bla ra ra the teams.

BUT.

CLICK 5 WAS SO AWESOME !!!!!!!!

seriously.

IT WAS LIKE MOMENTARILY bliss.

it was rocking .

HOT.

they like totally can SING.

they like totally look HOT

they like totally noe how to JAM.

they like totally noe how to stir up the cROWD.

CLICK 5 !!

* swoon*

yep.

i got it that bad.

SELECT ALL TO see something AWESOME.

CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5 CLICK 5

* double swoon.*

2006-04-12T02:38:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

i'm pissed.

i just walked past some random person and he was all like

" ST NICS GALS ARE SO DESPO."

WHAT IS HIS FREAAKKING PROBLEM

seriously.

i mean not that it freaking hell concerns him.

i have ample reasons to support my case.

1. HE HASN't EVEN BEEN IN THAT SCHOOL.

2. HE JUST JUMPS TO CONCLUSIONS AND STEREOTYPES ALL OF US.

3. EITHER HE IS CRAZY.

4.OR JUST PLAIN DUMB.

honestly.

i mean maybe like a micron of us are like BIMBOs

but don't go and stereotype all of us .

cause thats just plain dumb and unlegit.

UNLEGIT CUS U HVE NO BRAIN.

don't be so full of urself.

i dare bet u half wish u were FEMALE.

so you can COME to our school.

which is

WITTY

FUNNY

UNERDY

CONFIDENT.

stupid cocky guy .

and anyway

DOES HE EVEN NOE WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DESPO.

despo means.

OH - MY-GOSH- GIVE-ME- ( wateva)

I- WOULD - KILL - FOR - IT.

and by WANTING attention.

by speaking in a RATHER loud way.

making sure that I CAN HEAR.

so in MY and probably EVERYONE'S DEFINITION.

he is just DESPO.

end of conversation.

THANK YOU

GOODBYE

HAVE A NICE DAY

GOD BLESS YOU.

and if you will not have it so , i shall end my venting.

2006-04-09T04:48:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

TODAY was sooooo fun.

DINNIE , LI MIN AND CHRISTAL came ovr today

and me and dinnie were playing some stupid warrior game.

HAHA.

and christal kept laughing in my PINK toilet

with toilet paper stuffed in her mouth.

HAHA.

LLAMA LLAMA DUCK .

i love sundays.

=)

2006-04-07T22:43:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

i know i haven't been blogging.

MUCH LESS ONLINE lately.

cause i've been so bogged down with work my mind's spinning

=( .

GOSH . my smiley face looks like it has a mole.

ANYWAY .

DUE TO MY ERRECTIC TEACHERs WHO

absolutely think we are

lets-just-do-hw-and-nothing-else machines.

WE ARE DOOMED TO SPEND SATURDAYS AND SUNDAYS CRAMMING FOR:
1. the next test maybe?
2. some lame POP QUIZ. ( sorry , its not AMUSING AT ALL. pop your head ar.)
3. HOMEWORK.
4. Some random project or another.

ALL this just sums up to the

MINDLESS WORKING ROBOTs

all round achiever?

sorry honey, just not happening.

ANYWAY .

due to prior arrangement.

LI MIN CHRISTAL AND DIONNEH

are comign ovr to my house tomorrow.

for some DNT project.

AHA!

we go not by fate , for fun.

but , ladies and gentlemen of the jury .

HOMEWORK.

however, i am gonna manage to PULL THROUGH

and squeeze some free time next SATURdAY.

FOR .

THE HOLLA BACK CREW FINALS.

ya . so you are thinking.

why watch some WASTED UNTALENTS.

correction.

the CONTESTANTS ARE.

but. CLICK 5's not.

ahahah.

I WILL KILL TO GET IN THERE.

thank god for SARAH.

saved me from life imprisonment.

PHEW.

and so that ends my weekly REPORT ( not.)

once again all because of HW.

STUDY ALL U WANT TO .

BUT U R JUST GONNA TURN OUT LIKE ALL THE MIND BOGGLING CHEMICAL FORMULATED STEREOTYPED SUPER HYPED BIGGIE WANNABES.

good luck to ur future sir/ mam.

ITS GONNA BE FUN.

2006-04-03T03:15:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

POPIAH HEAVEN.

haha.

ask dinnie or BENG BI BONG .

its oh- so drama.

ANYWAY.

MS greedy dinnie went to buy her meatball noodles

AND ONE POPIAH.

hahah.

and i was EYEING it.

NOT THE POINT THOUGH.

and so we ended up eating alot.

YUM.

just that it was NOT SO YUM aftr a while.

cus we were ALL SO TIRED cus we ate to much.

HAHA.

so for lunch.

WE BOUGHT ANOTHER POPIAH.

double yum.

anyway, i think the chicken rice stall aunty is DARN CUTE.

=)

BUT.( oh , big but)

we were STILL hungry

so we bought ANOTHER popiah.

ITS RAINING POPIAHSSS!!!!

i'm in a hairy mo0d.

MAO MAO MAO

MAO DAO WAI PO QIAO

WAI PO SHUO WO GUAI BAO BAO

RAN HOU BIAN MAO MAO.

haha.

DINNIE's eeyore has CHEST HAIR.

must take a pic and show u guys.

ITS sUPAAAA CUTE.

=)))))))))))))))

AND THEN .

we were telling GHOST STORIES.

when the netballers ( aka. li min , suzy and dinnie)

CRASHED THE NETBALL INTO THE FAN.

freaakkkkkyyyyyyyy.

spoooookkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I'm seriously creeped out.

NOT SO MUCH THE STORy.

the trauma of the BALL haunts me.

DOT.

OH YEAAAA

and we wanted to STEAL CHALK.

oops.

ONE FAITH DUN KILL US.

PLEAD GUILTY.

cus we were like going to the classes ,

and i was like

THERE GOT ORANGE , BLUE AND GREEN.

which one u wanna take?

SUDDENLY.

this GIRL APPEARED.

and we were like .

OH SHIT.

cause she was from one faith.

THANK GOD WE DID NOT STEAL IT.

if not there will be HELL TO PAY.

I GOT MY NAMETAG TODAY.

my words are REALLLII TEENY .

cause they spelt my full name.

BEVERLEY MASAKO --- -- ---

DON't steal my name.

THATS WHAT THE DASHES ARE FOR.

be ur beverley masako pui ha haa.

OR WHATEVER.

and that concludes 030406.

2006-04-02T06:16:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

FRIDAY WAS SO FUN.

my muscles are aching like SHIT now.

ouch.

DOUBLE OUCH.

but anyway.

me and li min were like SCISSORING , PAPERING, STONING.

to see who would greet the next person who comes along.

HAHAHAHA !!!!

I GOT 8 ! 8! 8!!!!!!!!!

and she got 15.

BUT THATS NOT THE POINT.

point.

I WIN IN MY HEART.

fullstoptheendcannotsayanymore.

and we were trying to do the DANCE ENRICHMENT MOVES when no one was looking

haha.

I LOVE FRIDAYS.

=)

2006-04-02T06:05:00.000-07:00

heyhey.

SATURDAY was rocking good fun.

NOSTALGIC RAMMA.

piano was horrible though.

i messed up everything and my teacher was like

" WHATS WRONG WITH YOu , WHY ARE U SO SLOW."

mebbe cus i'm stupid.

dUH. no brainer.

anyway ...

WHEN I CAME HOME ,

I was having a " slumber party" in ashies room.

We were like singing to lots of weird music frm the radio.

AND ASHLEY WAS DOING SOME " way " moves...

WAHAHAHA.

todays TC was work work and work.

I DUNNO , BUT I GUESS I LIKE THAT SENSE of i got something to do kinda thing.

I DUN FEEL LIKE BLOGGING.

=(

2006-03-27T00:37:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i was talking to my fren just now .

and she was like .

I THINK ZHOU JIE LUN IS HOt.

and thats like THE WORST STATEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD OK .

CUS HE IS JUST NOT HAPPENING !

HELLLLOOO.

this is like so not the 18 TH CENTURY.

%$^%$^%&^&^%&##!@.

so .

i was like THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER HOTTER GUYS LA.

and she was like .

TELL ME.

and i was like .

WHAT DO U WANT , A LIST?

and so she was like.

OK.

so here it is . my list.

GUYS THAT ARE HOT.

1. STEPHEN laguna beach .

2. ADAM BRODY aka seth cohen.

3.ANDY RODDICK

4.HARRY POTTER.

5. CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY.

6. NATHAN from one tree hill.

and erm.

i can't think of anymore .

RIGHT NOW.

so toots.

=)

2006-03-27T00:26:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i'm super hyper now cus i juts drank coke.

YA DE LE LOOOOOOO .

ahhaa.

l8tr i become a fat pig.

OOPS. i already am .

anyway .

THATS NOT THE POINT .

I LOVE MY FATTY BODY.

so crap you.

nthing much to blog today.

anyway.....

i got a next post liao.

SO I SHALL END THIS OFF WITH MY FATS.

fatted out .

2006-03-21T04:34:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

I am here to report my happenings on monday.

1st of all.

SORRY MOM FOR WAITING SO LONG.

ya.

so i met assy at YIO CHU KANG MRT .

and she was ENDLESSLY COMPLAINING about the HEAT.

I MEAN

MADAM!

there is such a thing called SHELTER.

and for goodness sake.

HONEY, U WERE WEARING A SWEATER AROUND UR HIPS.

i mean like wow!

ICE CREAM CONE IN THE SUN.

what a perfect match!

ASSY . DUN BITE ME.

VAMPIRE!!!!

i totally miss

UNCLE CHOO's BUS

CANTEEN FOOD

TEACHERS

FRIENDS

NICE **** NEEEWWWWW*** FACILITIES.

believe it or not .

MY TOE.

anwyay...

speaking of CANTEEN FOOD.

me and assy were GORGING OURSELVES .

YUMMMY.

FIRST.

we ate like noodles.

OMG !

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT!

THEN,

we ate PRATA!

and then .

i ate my BERGEDIL ( or wadevs u spell it)

and the 2 CUPS OF *** NOT DILUTED ** LIMEEEEE!!!!!

haha.

FAT PIG.

anyway .

I JUST REALISED HOW SWAGU I AM .

i mean like ... OK!

mrs tan gave us a lift to BUGIS ..

and we like so DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO GO TO THE MRt.

i mean ,

CALL ME A COUNTRY BUMPKIN AND ALL.

but bugis is like a MODERNIZED FLEA MARKET.

aka. organised messy.

so BITE ME.

and that SUPER SWAGU assy

she so toopid

wait 4 cab aso wait at the UNKNOWN PLACE

where all the cabs will get SNAPPED up!!!!

CLEVER ME.

i went to the TRAFFIC LIGHT!

haha.

I LOVE LA DEE DA days .

LIKE TOTALLY.

p.s. NEW CLASS BLOG PEOPLE!

www.6hopianshine.blogspot.com

LOVE IT OR HATE IT.

DUN POST !

exclusive 4 six hopers.

so like STAY OFF MY TURF.

or i'll TICKLE YOU !

=)

2006-03-19T04:44:00.000-08:00

heyhey!!!

just came back from TC and my hand is hurting like SHIT.

OOPS .

holy holy.

hurting REALLY BADLY .

casue we were like playing capt's ball and the ball WHAM!

hit my fingertips .

NOW ITS ALL PURPLE.

and its hurting as i type.

OUCH .

i can't even bend it .

THE POOR DEAR.

=(

I ALSO .

in addition

HAVE TWO HUMONGOUS BLISTERS .

but i dun really care.

cus they dun really hurt.

SO NEVERMIND.

i have to DECLARE one thing though.

I AM HISTORY'S WORST MONKEY GAME PLAYER .

really.

literally.

seriously.

candidly.

THAT BAD.

=)))))))))))))

GOD GAVE ME A BRAIN , JUST NOT A SPORTY ATTITUDE.

never mind...

GIRLY GIRLS ARE WHAT WE ARE MEANT TO BE.

I mean ,

who ever saw queen elizabeth

walking around hurling olives at an amazing high speed.

IT WOULDN't EVEN MOVE like 10 meters.

so u see.

MY POINT : i am not to be blamed .

WHEEEE.

=)

2006-03-18T02:18:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

THIS WEEK PAST IN A BLUR .

like RARA THIS AND BLABLA THAT.

the ULTIMATE :

NOT MUCH .

so so.

anyway . i spent most of the week with the CHURCH PPL .

TUES.

we went to junction 8...

and we went to meet

li hui's " FRIEND"

(notice the quote marks.)

yep.

SHE LIKE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.

anyway....

AND SHE SAID " he's like a BENG"

SO ....

WE THOUGHT HE WUD BE ALL LIKE

NOSE RING

LIP PEIRCING

TATTOOS

" SIAM LA , BROTHER"

and all..

and like.

he was this punyish . BOY.

not like TOWERING OVER US .

his BODY still with no hint of black

( except 4 moles i guess... but that doesn't count!)

WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW ..

DUN EVER STEREOTYPE A PERSON.

not even a predictable beng .

with his &^*^$#^%$

FLOWERY language

WOW. I SEE A GARDEN .

really.

OK .

SCREW THAT.

then on THURSDAY.

I WENT BACK TO PRI SCHOOL FOR GYM.

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT.

whheeeeeee.

AMELIA .

i scare u!

WITH MY CLUBS

AND

MY BRAINS! ( duh.)

ANYWAY

Later at four i went to meet the TC ppl .

and we went to watch a movie ...

" BUT MOMMY!!!! u said SPANKING WAS NEVER THE OPTION!!!"

exactly .

MOM!

unhand ur child!

AND STOP SPANKING HER PRETTY BUTT.

andddddd....

"HOME's ARE FOR FREE EXPRESSION NOT GOOD IMPRESSION"

children!

stop cleaning ur rooms!!

IT will only reveal ur INNER GEEK .

FRIDAY was our chinese workshop.

NOT HALF AS BORING AS I TOT IT WOULD BE.

wheeeeeeeeeee.

i crave for CHINESE tea.

( that rhymeesssss)

anyway.

this week was either .

a) SHALLOW FUN
b)BORING CRAP.

what can i say !

i'm a shallow girl.

2006-03-12T05:12:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

TC today .

AS ALWAYS .

=)

wheeeeeee.

JINGLE SHUDDUP.

THATS JUST HOW SCARED I AM .

so bite me.

we went to beach road.

CUS THE GUYS NEEDED TO PRACTICE THEIR SOCCER>

and dudes, u SERIOUSLY need more PRACTICE.

oops.

i m like IN NO POSITION to criticise .

i like CAN't EVEN KICK THE BALL.

LIKE WHEEEE.

i kick air.

=)

then l8tr we gals were playing CAPTAIN'S ball .

WHEEEEE>

and someone threw the ball too HARD.

and guess what?

IT LIKE SO TOTALLY HIT THE FUNERAL CANVAS.

whoops.

and like the undertakers appeared from who knows where

AND THEY WERE LIKE

" LAI LE LAI LE"

oops.

PRAY PRAY .

AMEN AMEN AMEN

i m kinda freaked out by it.

AARRGGHHH.

GOD PROTECT ME .

PLEASE. =I

2006-03-12T05:02:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

FIESSSTTAAAAAAAAAAAA.

every CELL. in me is screaming :

FIESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

yepz.

IT WAS DAT FUN.

i spent most of the day AT THE STALL.

wheee .

OUR LOVELY BEAUTIFUL STALL.

most of the time i was with DINNIE and CHRISTAL.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

=)

me and DIONNE got our face painted . but it looks damn weird.

and i was PERSPIRING LIKE CRAZY.

LIKE AN ICE CREAM MELTING.

so like guess wat?

DRIP DRIP .

i looked like a monster la.

WASH IT OFFFFFFFFFFEEDDDD.

EEW.

but the design was like reaaaallli nice.

OCATURE.

NOT THAT ALL GOTHIC BUT STILL.

I got henna with CHRISTAL .

mine was a butterfly .
HERS was a flower design.

WHEEEEE.

but , mine was like SO LIGHT that when i went hme i went to OUTLINE IT

AGAIN.

now its kinda brown.

WHICH, IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

FYI.

ONE LOYALTY ,

YOU ROCK.

GAMES PPL

YOU ROCK EVEN MORE.

woops.

FOOD PPL .

TOOO BAADDDDDDD.

=)

and that concludes 11.03.06

2006-03-10T04:58:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

TODAY WAS A HELL LOT OF FUN.

pictures speak louder than words.

WHEEE . super L's dancing . SHAKKA

THE L factor

IT WILL. REALLY.

BADMINTON CHAMP OF THE WORRRLLDDD!

u kinda geddit
to tired to post.

TOMORROW IS FIESTAAAAAAA

RARARARARARRRRAAAAAA

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I LOVE it.

Ashley was like typing

NOT DEFIANT .

and i was like

LIKE EEW.
THATS LIKE SO TOTALLY INDEFINITELY NOT DEFIANT.

LIKE TOTALLY.

wheeee.
B-I-M-B-O
spells

BINGO!

2006-03-08T06:03:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

SO HAPPY .

SO HIGH.

i just finished my science like YAY!

though i prob got like half of it wrong . but still YAAY!

FIESTA IS COMING .

so much preparation .

RUSH
russhhhh.

WHERE THE HECK IS THIS?

OH MY GOSH ! WHAT IS THAT?

WHATS GOING ON??!!

ARRRRgGGHHhh.

THIS IS THE SEASON TO BE STRESSED OUT LALALALALALALA.

haha .

TOKING TO SARAH AND YI TONG NOW.

yi tong keeps disappearing .

HAIYO.

tsk tsk . she rather forsake her friends for her DEAD , LIFELESS BLOG.

maybe he's just like BOB TAN
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
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Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
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I WANNA KILL MELISA TAN RUI LING ! says:
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I WANNA KILL MELISA TAN RUI LING ! says:
'
I WANNA KILL MELISA TAN RUI LING ! says:
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ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
i m gonna blog tooooo
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
hello 'm.
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
wadeva la u
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
ur typing PERFECT MEH =))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
B,
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
How come before your words
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
the spaces are so kuan?
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
cus i like to space firts
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
cos you use bold?
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
first
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
hahhaa
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
NO
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
like this?
ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS,PROTONS . what a MESS! says:
ya
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
Oh.
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
Wow so fun fun fun!
Erm, stop insulting people and be likeable (: says:
HWWEEWE
I WANNA KILL MELISA TAN RUI LING ! says:
LIKE, COOL

WOW ! long convo
WHEEEE .

2006-03-07T06:32:00.001-08:00

heyhey.

I AM DOING MY AUTO BIO POEM .

well i did it .

when ashley was ---------.

SO BLA THIS SLIPSHOT PIECE OF WORK.

cus reaallli.

its CRAP.

This is me,
My life in debris.
Neglect and sorrow frown upon me,
Has anyone heard my desperate plea?
My cries for love, concern and care?
Has anyone bothered about my despair?
Oh how I pray day and night,
For God to send me an angel to reside.
Could that angel be Aunt Baba oh thee?
For she has made me feel special and loved.
Not an unwanted, ugly, despised old rag.
I was now unique, and never scared.
Though things may seem bleak,
I will stay firm.
For the glimmer of light,
Ever flickering so bright.
In the fire of life,
Oh burning so bright.
So wild, so free,
I want that to be me.
I look upon the mirror and what do I see?
And ugly, unloved girl,
This is me.
Will I be loved?
Oh I don’t know.
But I’m going to make my future.
I’m going to be bold.

yep.

THAT's ADELINE YEN MAH.

her life.

NOT MINE.

no 1. i dun hve an aunt by the name AUNT BABA. ( WEIRD.)
no.2 . I FEEL LOVED.
no.3 I DUN SEE an UNLOVED girl when i look into the mirror.

REAALLI.

the odds?

3:1

there! YOU HVE UR WINNER.

ME.

=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

2006-03-07T06:32:00.000-08:00

2006-03-05T06:13:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

I ABSOLUTELY ADORE AMERICAN IDOL.

MR CHICKEN LITTLE IS TO DIE FOR....

CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

in a PRI 5 boy sorta way.

HE IS TRES CUTE.

wahahaha.

and then . there's MR TAYLOR SPASM .

i wonder if he had a STIFF NECK FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

all the KO YOK.

on his neck.

WAHHHAAAAAAHHHHHA.

i like very clean slate

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GUYS.

LIKE PRETTY BOYS.

BRAWNS AND BRAINS.

-----------.

CRAP THIS.

2006-03-05T05:48:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

HAD A BLASTING GOOD TIME WITH MA OLD PRI SCHOOL FRENS.

i absolutely ADORE it.

so blabla the hmv and carrie underwood .

SO WE CAME TO THIS CRUCIAL POINT WHERE SARAH AND VANESSA SO DID NOT WANT TO WAIT 4 ME AND CLARA.

so they decided to up and run to j8.

SO, me and clara went to cold storage to search for stuff for my maths scenario.

IT WAS LIKE A MADHOUSE.

" hurry up la"

"where!where!where!"

then we went to buy the ICE CREAM CONE>

CLARA .

U SO DUNNOE HOW TO EAT LA.

DRIP HERE DRIP THERE DRIP EVERYWHERE>

even u flick ur hand aso will have a DROP.

tsk tsk.

CHILDREN , dun play with ur food.

I KINDA GOT LOST IN PARAGON.

cus clara upped and ran to mont blanc.

AND I WAS LEFT ALONE TO FAC THE COLD, BLANK, DARK WORLD OF

PRADA!

GUCCI!

SALVATORE FERRAGAMO!

DUNHILL!

not such a bleak life atr all.

haha.

THEN , we went to the mrt.

AND WE CALLED ASSY>

and she was all like

" SARAH IS DRINKING MILK NOW"

wahahhahaha.

anywaes.

we went to take neoprint.

AND IT WAS ALL SO RARA.

i saw my gym senior there

WHHEEEE>

and NO. she is not in the WORKOUT GYM.

uh uh .

I LOOK HORRIBLE IN ALL THE PICS.

as i always do.

so crap that.

then , i came hme to face TUITON.

PROTONS,ELECTRONS,NEUTRONS.

OH MY!

???????????????????????????????????

****** BLUR************

i am so DESTINED TO FAIL SCIENCE .

and that concludes 5/3/06

2006-03-05T05:40:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

WHHEEEEEE.

thank u god!

REALLI.

i was sitting in the car on the way back frm ballet that day.

THAT REEKY DAY.

THAT BIG FIGHT.

and i heard the song STILL.

father u r king over the flood.

i will be still and noe u r god.

U R GOD.

REALLI.

i just experienced a miracle.

ITS ALL CALM IN THE SEA.

PEACE REIGNS.

GOD ROCKS.

LITERALLY.

2006-03-04T02:32:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i m so depressed.

=(

BETTER THAN NOTHING.

its really better than nothing.

and ANYWAY.

i was just trying to mediate .

i dun like CONFLICT.

and oh so SOMEHOW

I GOT DRAGGED INTO IT.

AND .

ANYWAY.

i admit it was someone elses fault .

CAUSE SHE FORGOT TO TELL.

i dun blame her.

but we were IN A RUSH.

anyway .

why is life OH SO COMPLICATED NOW.

it wasn't like that one year back.

IT WAS ALL SMILES>

i wanna go back to my previous life.

or at least HOPE that this years will be better .

ITS JUST SO CRAPPED UP I WANNA DIE.

i dun even noe how I GOT DRAGGED INTO IT.

I DUN WAN CONFLICT>

just STTTOPPPPPPPPPPP fighting.

I GOT DRAGGED INTO IT YET AGAIN.

i know we HAD PLANS.

but at that time WE WERE IN A RUSH.

and i told -- ----

THAT I WOULD SCAN IT THE SEPERATE ST NICS .

ONTO THE TOP OF ALLLL THE SUPER L's.

i couldn't tell you.

WHY?

you were damn upset.

OVER A T SHIRT AND NOT CARING ABOUT HOW UR FREN FELT.

BY SAYING SHE DID NOT CARE.

WHEN SHE TRULY MEANT IT .

SHE REALLY TRIED TO CARE.

BUT I GUESS.

MY CARE IS WORTHLESS.

BECAUSE U STILL SAY I DUN CARE>

EVEN WHEN I DO.

ITS NOT BECAUSE U R UPSET THAT I CRY.

ITS BECAUSE U SAID THAT.

2006-03-01T06:29:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

LOTS OF DRAMA TODAY.

nerice aw!

haha.

it all started in wenshi

CUS ! WANG LAO SHI KEPT STARING AT MY LEGS

( yes! my pretttyyy legs)

SO!

i thought that i was not sitting properly .

YOU KNOW

WITH UR LEGS WIDE OPEN.

ok.

so i sat reallllyyyy straight !

AT A 90 degrees angle.

but she STILL kept staring .

SO I LOOKED DOWN.

AND OMG.

i was wearing TWO DIFF SHOES.

FREEAAAKKK.

THEN.

later at mcdonalds.

me and nerice were LAUGHING OUR GUTS OUT.

ouch.

YOU SEE.

IT STARTED WITH THE WHOLE AEROPLANE TRHINGO>

cus u noe how the student's meal fries thing is made of paper?

SO WE MADE AN AEROPLANE OUT OF IT

and she wanted to TEST it.

so she THREW it.

GUESS WHAT?

*smack*

it hit someone.

AND WE WERE LIKE OMG! SO WE TURNED .

BUT WE WERE LAUGHING LIKE SIAO!!!!

wahhahahahaha.

THEN.

she wanted to try again.

TOOT LA /

so she threw .

BUT !

this time it hit a fly .

AND SHE KILLED IT.

so we went to pick it up . AND STUFF IT INTO HER CURRY SAUCE.

and we were like stirring it.

OMG ! GROSSNESS.

nvm.

STILL MORE DRAMA.

so we went to the toilet.

and when we came back....

NERICE COULDN'T GO IN!!!

so she had to like kinda CLIMB over the table.

WAAHAHHAHAA.

then .

we went to the bus stop

and we saw this LAO AH PEI

WITH ...

RED HAIR

RED SHIRT

RED PLASTIC BAG

ahahhaha.

so we were like

I BET THE NEXT ONE IS A LAO AH MA WITH BROWN HAIR.

true enough!

then nerice said .

NEXT ONE SURE HAVE GREEN HAIR

sure enough.

though it wasn't ...

it was like a green TUDONG.

but its still green??!!

EVEN MORE.

when we were at the MRT station

we saw this teenager or WADEVA.

and he was wearing those WINTER CAPS .

I MEAN LIKE REEAAALLLY.

and so nerics was like LATER WHEN HE GOES IN HIS HEAD WILL BE INSIDE , BUT HIS CAP WILL NOT.

and she was laughing like mad.

TILL SHE FELL ON THE FLOOr.

LAUGHING

AND

LAUGHING...

you get the idea.

SO .

THATs NOT ALL.

when we went into the sweets stall cause nerice wanted to buy some sweets,

the cashier was like

NI YAO ZHI DAI MAH?

and i heard it as

WHAT IS THE TIME NOW AR?

so i was like

SAN DIAN WU.

and she was like

HUH?! NI YAO SAN DIAN WU GE ZHI DAI.

ahahahha!

WAHAHAHAHA!

THEN! later during french.

we were pestering danica about SPIDER BOY.

SPIDER MAN SPIDERMAN , I WILL BE UR GREATEST FAN!!!

whoooo.

WOO HIM danica, i KNOW U WANT TO.

ahahahha.

I THINK I AM GONNA HAVE A PERMANENT STITCH.

OUCH .

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE.

and that marks 1/03/06

2006-02-27T02:13:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

GOT BACK MY CHINESE AND LIT TODAY.

it was like all red!!

lit was still OK.

12/15

BUT!

NOT SO SHOCKER BUT STILL KINDA SHOCKER

was my chi.

it was like

32.5/50

I MEAN BLA THIS .

i noe u r not exactly supposed to be like SAILING through tests .

I MEAN ITS NORMAL AND EXPECTED even to fail one.

like DUH.

but i've been doing so bad.

LIKE REALLY.

it's time to wake up.

HMMMM.

NO MORE LA DEE DAA

AU REVOIR REST TIME

AU REVOIR MY BEAUTIFUL LIFE!

Fiesta is coming soon.

OMG

i can't wait!!!!!

EVERYONE!!!!

COME TO ST NICS FIESTA

ONE LOYALTY'S FEED MY L!!!

headed by beverley and yi tong..

WHHEEEEE =)

i luv the NOISINESS of funfairs.

AND THE FUN.

ALL YE PEOPLE WHO READ MY BLOG.

PLS COME TO MY FIESTA

MY PRI SCHOOL FRENS.

DUN DESERT ME FOR TENNIS , PIANO ,TUITON.

come! and enjoy this wonderful thing.

hahaha.

YOU GETTA SEE MY FRENS .

ISN'T THAT WHEEEEE??

LIKE TOTALLY!

=)

whheeeeee.

2006-02-25T03:54:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

I was all nolstalgic today.

and homeworkish .

but reek that.

BACK TO NOSTALGIc.

i was like running through my photos.

OHHHH....

hahha.

and i decided...

WHY NOT?

so ..

for the FIRST time.

there will be a pic of my face.

REJOICE !

hahah.

GAGA CHOCOLATEEEEE!!!!!

ashley . i declare u look weird.

IT WORKS FOR U.

REALLY.

omg. i think i am gonna grow fat.

FAT.

F-A-T.

DIET PILLS...

HELLLOO???

(p.s. that was taken like in dec. when MA HOMIES were back.)

I MISS THEM .

=(

I SHALL FACE THE WORLD OF CHOCOLATES!

TO QUENCH MY SORROW

2006-02-24T06:20:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

HAD A RAWKIN GD TIME WITH MA HOMIES!!! haha.

that day yi tong brought her cam .

AND WE PLAYYEEEDDD.

LEZZO FRIENDS.
AIYO.

SARAH. the perfect example of a GUAI KIA.

TOTALLY.

REAALLLLI.

hmmmm.

RAWK ON LOYALTY!

2006-02-24T05:54:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i have reverted back to myself!!!!!!!

YAY!

THROW AWAY THE DEEP AND OH SO PHILOSPHICAL CRAP.

CUS BEV IS BACK HERE TO STAY!

lalllalalallala.

SEE!

ok.

MEBBE NOT FULLY.

BUT STILL.

I TOTALLLY.

LUV THIS>

987 came to our school today.

MANAGED TO GET JAMIE YEO's SIGNATURE.

LIKE TOTALLY.

no lah.

jia hui got it.

i m just gonna PHOTOCOPY it and PRETEND it is mine...

I RaWK.

EGO....

2006-02-23T06:57:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

LIFE IS NOT ALL PERFECT.

REAALLLYYY.

SO SUPERFICIAL ON THE OUTSIDE.

BUT INSIDE IT HURTS LIKE HELL.

ITS THAT BAd.

REALLY.

THHHHAATTTT
BAD.

NO.

I DUN WANNA GET ALL DEEP.

BUT NEWS FLASH.

ITS NOT ALL PERFECT.

TAKE A LOOK AT UR LIFE.

ITS NOT PERFECT.

NO WAY.

NEVER.

I WANNA GO BACK TO THE PAST WHEN EVERYTHING WAS CAREFREE.

BUT I KNOW I CAN'T

I WILL BE NICe.

REAALLLYYY.

omg.

i have gone all ddeeeeppp.

this is wrong.

all crap.

really.

=*(

2006-02-21T04:58:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

I WANNA SAY STUFF.

BUT ITS REALLY PERSONAL.

AND I WUN BETRAY MY FRIENDS.

SO I SHALL SHUDDUP.

DUN PROBe.

DUN BOTHER.

I TREASURE FRIENDSHIP.

I DO.

REALLY.

so anywaes.

today in gym.

THE STUPID CLUB FELL ON MY FOREHEAD.

TWICE.

i suffered a concussion ok!

OUCH.

THERE IS SURE TO BE A BIIGGGGGG BUMP TOMORROW>

THE THOUGHT OF IT HURTS LIAO.

ouch.

i shall go alone to face the world of BALUKUS.

ALONE.

2006-02-20T01:38:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

there is a NEW FILM BY JACK NEO!!!!!

I GOT INSIDER NEWS .

I UPLOADED THE PICS SENT TO MY HOTMAIL.

wannna see???

PRESENTING....

STARRING....

WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

2006-02-20T01:31:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

OMG .

I AM OFFICIALLY FREAKING OUT.

1. there is 2 tests tomorrow. NO BIG DEAL.

2. i totally forgot to bring back my WEN SHI NOTES.

OMG OMG OMG OMG .

this is CRRRAAAAPPPPP

OMGGGG.

i am not in the mood to blog!!!

OK.

EASY NOW

BREATHE IN

AND

OUT.

peace.

I AM SO SORRY LI MIN.

FORGET HORSE TEA LA.

HE IS NOT WORTH IT.

REAALLLYYY.

dun so sad la.

u so sad.

make ME so sad.

SO SMILE OK???

=)

sarah's crapping bout her SHAWT lee.

aiyo.

GIVE IT UP LA.

hahha.

=)

she so did this .

OH DESPERADO!

2006-02-19T02:54:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

NOT MUCH GOING ON.

i cannoootttt wait for the pic.

haha.

I SIAO ONE.

had church cell today.

so lalala...
WADEVS.

PEOPLE ARE OBSESSED WITH R GYM I TELL U.

i mean like DUH.

just because u nevr seen it b4 doesn't make it

ALIEN

WEIRD

FUNNY.

erm.....

so... my advice is GO WATCH SOME R GYM DVDS.

then u will TRULY UNDERSTAND.

no!!!!!!

u must do it YOURSELF.

like some r gym 101 guide thing!

CAUSE THEN U WILL KNOW TRULY HOW HARD IS IT.

really.

u never know till u TRIED.

p.s. I HATE PPL WHO CALL GYM EASY PEASY.

cause like DUH.

its NOT.

dun insult it !!!!!!!!

ok????

AND. its so damn no LIFTING WEIGHTS.

OR PULL UPS.

OR RUNNING ON THE TREADMILL.

go check ur facts , sista!

2006-02-18T00:58:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

OMG.

first of all happiiieeee birthday to uuu limin!!!!!

haha. i didn't buy ur totebag .

CUS. i saw something soooooo TRES CUTE!!!!!!

you will luvvvv it i tell u.

AT LEAST I DID.

hahaha.

FRENCH WAS A HELL OF FUN.

me , danica and lara.

WE WERE LAUGHING THROUGHOUT.

i didn't even hear the teacher teaching la.

LATER.

i went to put danica's ws on some random GUYS table .

and so.......

SHE WENT TO TAKE IT.

like duh. but the guy came in.

so HE WAS LIKE" why r u takin my stuff???!!!"

ahahhahaha.

(sarah and christal. this si 4 you)

ZAO SHANG WO SHI GUAI KIA. WAN SHANG. WO SHE PAI KIA!!!)

lolz.

2006-02-16T05:45:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i am so fREEAAKKIN exhausted.

we used CLUBS (whheee) today in gym.

my left hand's all red and sore now.

I BET TOMORROW WILL HVE BLISTER.

wanna bet?

geraldine's skin like TORE OFF LA.

this is TRUE GRIT CONTACT WITH PLASTICS SPORT.

played ping pong again today.

PING PONG PIANG!

hahah. iw as in jaaapppaaannn ( geisha crap)
with YITONG and we played against hungry hungry, valentino,valentina and C almighty. hahahaha . =)))))))

THE FOLLOWING NAMES HVE BEEN CHANGED TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF ALL THE PPL MENTIONED ABOVE.

(as if.)

o m g! i am so glad i didn't fail my dnt test .

THANK U GOD!

i tot i would .

LIKE SERIOUSLYYYYYY.

phew.

NEXT WEEK .

HELLS OF HELLS .

got geog test and chinese long term assignment.

AARRRGGGHHH.

i like geog .

I JUST DISLIKE THE TEACHER.

THAT's all....

no mood to blog... dunno y....

aiya.

wanna sleep

( GROUCHY WOUCHY!)

2006-02-15T07:15:00.000-08:00

heyhey!

timo just reminded me of reccess today.

PLAYED TABLE TENNIS WITH li min, suzy chen YOU hui (haha.) and nerice ( hungry hungry)

damn funni commotion.

FIRST.

we hardly ever hit the table. it was like BADMINTON!

YEEHHAAAA.

and the ball hit the ceiling.

UP

DOWN

UP

DOWN

bounce.

hahahha.

i luv ping pong . pong ping , ping ping , pong pong

WADEVA!

la.la.la.

i m so crap .

SO WAT?

BITE ME!

2006-02-15T06:46:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

LI REN!

you buy the trolley for me must be GOOD QUALITY ONE HOR.

NOT THOSE MADE IN CHINA ONES.

the creaky old rusty ones.

you just puuussshh.

and it falls apart

* piang*

hahah.

VALENTINE's DAY (vesak day)

was soooo fun. (kinda.)

got lotsa prezzies ( so ego.)
YAY!

hahahha.

got a pic! wait arhhssss.

haha.

they wanted to play the LOVE song.

and me and dionne were like YAYAYAY!!!

but they didn't

SO WE COULDN'T DO OUR BIMBO DANCE.

haaiz.

i like VALENTINEs.

sarah is my VALENTINA
li min is my VALENTINO
i am my VALENTINI
yi tong is my VALENTINU
dionne is my VALENTINEH (hint hint)

ahah. the rest of them dun wanna hve a part in it...

SOBBBBBBBBBBS.

i lubbxxx cheuuuuu (lian version)

PEACE OUT MA HOMIES!

2006-02-14T06:31:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

i just came on to do my french so i gotta make it QUICK.

ashley just read to me the WANG WANG ad thing .. hahhaha!!!

just came back from gym.

MY BONES ARE BREAKING.

I THINK MY BUTT IS GONNA SPLIT INTO TWO.

the teacher PPUUSSSHHH until SOOOO pain i almost cried ok!!

i had tears in my eyes.

I THINK.

that i will be able to withstand child birth.

hahaha

I TELL YOU LA.

i was like putting my leg on the dian zi and splitting and i was like 5 cm mebbe? above the ground and she PUUUSSSHHHEEEDDD me until i touched the ground ok!!!!!

OUCH.

my legs are immobile now.

GET A WHEEL CHAIR.

ouch.

hahaha =)

SO YOU SEE.

GYM ITS NOT ALL PRISSY MISSY THAT ITS ALL CRACKED UP TO BE.

2006-02-12T05:20:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

we played rounders today.

I LUV IT.

its damn fun.

hahahah....

i can't bat (like obvious)
so....

i just let the ball TOUCH my bat

THEN.

i ruuuuunnnn.

AND. i manage tor each first base.. PHEW.

hhaha.

2006-02-11T01:22:00.000-08:00

heyhey

i literally abandoned my homework for someone..

WHO IS THAT NOBLE PERSON I MUST SAY?

ok. *drums rollll*

its VAL VEN AND WES

HURRAAAAYYY!!!!!!

i can't believe how much i MISS THEM .

but i will stay strong , just like a TAAAALLL tower.

hmph.

how long will that last..

*wind blows*

THUMP.

taht long ... 5 secs? mebbe 3

u dun noe wad i m tokin bout rite ... WELL...

TOOO BBBAAADDDDD
ahhahaha

only intellectuals on the same wavelength as me will understand.

NOT PPPL LIKE YOU!

hahaha...

today .. i went for ballet...

and damn shiok lor

I LUV BALLETTTTT!!!!

lalala

i went to buy tights for my gym ( shorts )

BUT THEN.

they didn't have my size..
well its ok alr. the S size was a bit loose

WHICH WAS GOOD

i mean who wants to have a fat girls parading her FAT THIGHS in gym ...

aiyo....

hahaha..

SO I BOUGHT IT

then i wnt to buy the present for the bro sis night.

HMPH>

i had no idea wadda buy.

UNTIL.

i walked into hmv...

and bought a veerrryyy boring prez.

A VOUCHER...

behold this voucher , issued on feb 06.

$10.

and that STUPID CASHIER . was laughing at me.

CAUSE OBVIOUSLY!

u can't buy anything with ten bucks in that store..

STUPID CASHIER.

my bloods boiling.

WAt if i wanted to give it to me old AH MA.

so she can buy her FEI YU QING album leh?

TOO BAD!!!!

mebbe i will ...

buy a fei yu qing album .

YES! (as if.)

hahah...

PEACE OUT MA HOMIES

2006-02-10T04:19:00.000-08:00

heyhey..

BACK FORM SCHOOL (phew.)

so tiring lor ....

haiyo..

my shoulders are aching like mad..

THANKS TO MY INCREDIBLE BOOKS HO GIVE ME TONS OF KNOWLEDGE..

yes indeed . THANK YOU.

luckily annabel's mom cold fetch us .. if not my shoulders would just BREAK...

literally , yes , BREAK.

latest news in class?

hahah

i got my TIE....

and many ppl in my kalss would kill 4 it

ESP>

DANIKA
( yes, she was actually bribing me to give ehr my tie ( according to her... " yes... i am gonna do my hw from now on ( SURPRISE!!!)))

JIA HUI

( i am a good person i have changed .. ( GMME THAT TIE!)

DENISE
(that tie!!)

haahahhaha... i hold the key now... ( my tie!!!!!!!)

hahahhaha... lalalal.... lalallala..... waahhahha...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luvveeeeee the OC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice way to end ! (FORTE!)

2006-02-09T05:15:00.000-08:00

heyhey...

GOT LOTSA HOMEWORK GNAWING FOR ME IN MY ROOM ...

so i'll make it quick

haha.

LALALALLA...

yesterday , me and jesslyn were going CRRAAZZZYYY in the class..

she kept SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!=)

and annabell was rushing me to go to the library .. cus we CHOP place liao...

BUT.

i ahd to payback that miss jesslyn for kicking me so hard in the shin...

ITS ALL REDDISH NOW...

ouch !

my stomach hurts from gym ..

AIYO!

=)

ya .. so at the library,

me and annabell were giggling like siao...

DUNNO WHY?!!!

hahahah...

and the ppl that shared the table kept looking at us...

and then well .. they might be thinking = why this ppl so screw loose one?

HAHAH.

then elizabeth joined us...

WHICH MADE US LAUGH EVEN MORE...

and she gave us the nice but smelly sweet..

I CAN TASTE TAIWAN IN MY MOUTH!!

hahah... and oh! i remember ...

we were giggling at the
the chinese cinderella thing....=)

the - nai nai why r ur feet so tiny?

HAH!

homeworks gnawing louder than ever..

BYE!

2006-02-03T22:54:00.000-08:00

heyhey.

REAALLLLYYY FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON FRIDAY.

cus school bell rang * ring ring*

so the junk food clan ( ME , dionne,kai en,jesslyn,annabel and wei ping)

went down to MC DONALDS..

halfway down ...

me and dionne started doing the MP wave..

the spastic THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME wave..

and she siad * hmmmm* she was toooo coolll for it ...

SO SHE BECAME THE black society aka.... hei she hui lao da

and i was the BAI SHE HUI LAO DA

and so we got BIGGER fries

NO!

WE DID NOT UPSIZE IT...

mebbe she recognised our power??? hahaha

and ... THAT JESSLYN AR???

SHE SCREaMED....

yes ...

she actually SCCCCCRRREEEEEAAAMMMEDDDD

in mcdonalds.........

BAD REPUTATION...

gotta go.. stupid tests!